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[deniles]

Posted: 2 April 2016
From: Niles

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I've had someone take my shirt and set it on fire.
Now, I'm sure no one wants to see someone, like me, walk around with no shirt on.

At least, that's what my god tells me.

So, I'm buying myself a shirt today and I need an opinion.

What do you think of this shirt? Just to tide me over until I find something better. Simply looking for honest opinions.

[ooc: Link is mildly nsfw]

Comments

[connivingbird]

I never said it was important to me. That's a human thing and nothing I need.

[deniles]

Of course. That's why you brought it up first.

[connivingbird]

I'm not the one who is showing off their bad taste in jokes.

[deniles]

And there you go again with 'taste'. For someone who doesn't require it, you sure talk about it a lot.

[connivingbird]

Require does not mean the same thing as owning it.

[deniles]

So you own it, and use it, but you don't require it?

[connivingbird]

I don't require eating or sleeping or breathing or sex, but I can do any of it if I felt like it. Why can't it be the same thing for having a sense of taste?

[deniles]

Because out of all of those things, having a sense of taste requires a certain level of...

How do I put this...

...Assholery.

[connivingbird]

Wouldn't be the first time someone said that of me.

Won't be the last either.

[deniles]

Then there's nothing more to say, is there?

At all.

[connivingbird]

So long as you think you have one over me and are happy with feeling superior.

[deniles]

Oh, trust me. I haven't thought that yet.

I can't feel superior over anyone.

At least, while they still talk.

[connivingbird]

Then you have a long way to go, now don't you?

[deniles]

Depends, doesn't it?

[And he'll cease any communication for now.]