Heaven's BBS | Text

[deniles]

Posted: 2 April 2016
From: Niles

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I've had someone take my shirt and set it on fire.
Now, I'm sure no one wants to see someone, like me, walk around with no shirt on.

At least, that's what my god tells me.

So, I'm buying myself a shirt today and I need an opinion.

What do you think of this shirt? Just to tide me over until I find something better. Simply looking for honest opinions.

[ooc: Link is mildly nsfw]

Comments

[deniles]

When does it open?

[mybadhabit]

Depends on how fast you can come.

[deniles]

Oh, I can be there immediately but it takes me a while to come.

[mybadhabit]

I give up, you win. I'm giggling too much to come up with an appropriately witty rejoinder.

[deniles]

As I said. I know exactly what I'm doing.

[mybadhabit]

Yes, I can see you certainly have the wit, but do you have the skills to back it up?

[deniles]

Why don't you find out for yourself?

[mybadhabit]

Well, I'm far too busy at the moment to indulge in such pursuits, but you're welcome to try your hand in person if you can find me.

[deniles]

Oh, so we're going to play hide and seek? You've got me intrigued.

[mybadhabit]

Well, I'd hate for this to be easy for you. Doesn't that take out all the fun?

My name is Hermes, and that's all I'm going to give you. ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡

[deniles]

Then, I guess I'll have to find you.

Let's play nice.

[mybadhabit]

Hmm, what a shame, I don't know how to play nice. Guess we'll just have to play dirty.

[deniles]

If you're going to play dirty...

Make it good.

Or don't waste my time.

[mybadhabit]

I could say the same for you. I'm tired of being disappointed by huge egos and mediocre results.

[deniles]

Trust me. I give as good as I get.

[mybadhabit]

I can sit here and listen to you brag all day, but I'm not going to believe it until you show me what you got.

[deniles]

You're happily mistaken.

I'm not bragging for the sake of my ego.