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[deniles]

Posted: 2 April 2016
From: Niles

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I've had someone take my shirt and set it on fire.
Now, I'm sure no one wants to see someone, like me, walk around with no shirt on.

At least, that's what my god tells me.

So, I'm buying myself a shirt today and I need an opinion.

What do you think of this shirt? Just to tide me over until I find something better. Simply looking for honest opinions.

[ooc: Link is mildly nsfw]

Comments

[soindebt]

[......]

There's kids here. Pick something less indecent.

[deniles]

It's perfectly decent. Unless you're a pervert.

[soindebt]

You don't have to be a pervert to understand that this shirt is indecent.

[deniles]

It's just discussing economics. Anyone can see that.

[soindebt]

Yes, but it can be an innuendo, too. And kids can be pretty smart these days, and they might have parents who wouldn't like this shirt.

[As a dad type character, he protests this shirt.]

[deniles]

So what would you do to me if I was wearing this shirt?

[soindebt]

Take it off and set it on fire.

[deniles]

Would you punish me? Talk down to me? Maybe even...

spank me?

[soindebt]

[WHAT KIND OF REPLY IS THAT AND WHY ARE YOU ASKING ON A PUBLIC FORUM]

Why would I do that?!

[deniles]

To punish me.

Real good.

Make it a lesson I won't forget.

[soindebt]

[S T O P]

No.

[deniles]

Would it be better if I called you daddy?

[soindebt]

[.......

This guy is as bad as Add in a completely different way.

Gods help us all.]

NO

[deniles]

Aww, are you playing hard to get?

Don't worry, I never give up.

[soindebt]

You're a pervert.

[It's obvious, but he feels that this should be said at least once.]

[deniles]

Oh dear, I had no idea.

Looks like you'll have to punish me.

Nice and hard.

[soindebt]

[NOPE

HE'S OUT

GOODBYE]

[deniles]

[For now.]

[soindebt]

[You don't know his life.








Okay, fine, he's intrigued.

Let's play again some other time.]