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[deniles]

Posted: 2 April 2016
From: Niles

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I've had someone take my shirt and set it on fire.
Now, I'm sure no one wants to see someone, like me, walk around with no shirt on.

At least, that's what my god tells me.

So, I'm buying myself a shirt today and I need an opinion.

What do you think of this shirt? Just to tide me over until I find something better. Simply looking for honest opinions.

[ooc: Link is mildly nsfw]

Comments

[sweetdeath]

[...is this a guy or a really aggressive girl? Man, the tough thing about text is Tsuzuki has no idea. Either way, it's kind of creeping him out.]

Uh, yeah? That's what I said.

[deniles]

And what do you do on these 'dates'?

[He's whatever you want him to be~]

[sweetdeath]

Depends on who I'm going with.

If you're trying to ask me out, sorry, I have to wash my hair.

[deniles]

...

You have the worst excuses. Honestly.

Have you tried saying no? Or do you consider that too easy? For a simpleton, easy should be better.

[sweetdeath]

That was a no. Come on, it's an old joke!

[And his jokes are definitely funny! And not lame in the least!

(Okay, so they're a little lame.)]

[deniles]

Clearly, old man. Is your mind going too?

[old man old man OLD MAN.]

[sweetdeath]

Look, if you got it, you don't get to complain about me not being clear enough!

[He's not even complaining about the old man thing.

... He may be developing a mental image of Niles as a petulant teenage girl, though.]

[deniles]

[have you seen niles breasts]

Clarity isn't the problem. Being an idiot is, however.

[sweetdeath]

Isn't that your problem, not mine?

[deniles]

Let me rephrase it so someone as simple as you can understand.

You. Are. An. Idiot.

[sweetdeath]

Wow you're really bad with implications, huh. I just said you're the idiot.

[he's rubber and Niles is glue: it bounces off him...]

[deniles]

Ah, I see what's going on here.

You're deflecting your own stupidity onto me to try and make yourself feel better. About what?

I could make a list.

Your stupidity, your inability to understand anything even remotely mature, your moronic excuses...

Of course, those all lead up to the fact that you're an idiot of the highest degree. You'd be king of the idiots, if they even knew what a king was. Congratulations on that title of yours.

And I'll remember you fondly, King Idiot. You know, when you die of something completely stupid. I'm guessing holding up something metal in a thunderstorm, or swimming in shark infested waters.

Who can say how you'll go?

But you will go. Because all idiots die fast.

Goodbye, King Idiot.

[And no more communications after this.]

[sweetdeath]

Wow.

You really have a lot of trouble with getting turned down.

[Teenagers! Who knows what's up with kids these days?]