deference: (never. love. anything.)
william t. spears. ([personal profile] deference) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2017-02-27 01:06 am

Heaven's BBS | Text | Why

From: William T. Spears
Posted: June 19th

Why is the Internet like this?
I am highly disappointed in it.
Surely there is more to it than this.

Everyone can be much better than this.
Much, much better.
Honestly.

And whoever told my god about these cellphones, I would like a word.
Many of them.

Grell Sutcliffe.
I am publicly shaming you for your behavior so that you will cease.
Please stop sending me SO MANY messages.
And no, I do not like any of the emoji.
None of them.
Not one of them.
redotiertwo: (this is how it's done)

[personal profile] redotiertwo 2017-02-28 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
then some friendly advice
probably too late to save you from yourself but dont say i didnt try
complaining about the internet on the internet immediately attracts all the kinds of people you were complaining about
it's like a digital piranha tank
where youve just turned yourself into fresh juicy bait
redotiertwo: (are you for real)

[personal profile] redotiertwo 2017-02-28 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
goddamn
why is it that the people who make these posts always think theyre captain edgelord badassery
leader of the charge on the internet not being the high philosophical ideal they were apparently expecting
which is hilarious when none of you ever know enough about it to not make yourselves look like spectacular fucknuggets in the process
redotiertwo: (the featheriest of enigmas)

[personal profile] redotiertwo 2017-03-01 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
if you can live with being called edgy youd think you could live with the internet being the internet
without having to write a sermon on how disappoint you are
but if youre pulling out the low brow humor argument im gonna have to refer you to a doctor to fix that chronic case of head up your ass
redotiertwo: (this is how it's done)

[personal profile] redotiertwo 2017-03-02 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
i endeavor to make my jokes actually funny
for what its worth im pretty sure youre taking less shit than the last guy who did this
though thats probably because his was less old man disappointment and more old man shakes his stick at teenagers for being emotional
aka the most defining feature of a teenager other than the age
redotiertwo: (alright what the fuck)

[personal profile] redotiertwo 2017-03-03 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
you do know that the internet is a worldwide thing right
its not just the heavens
i mean yeah corny inspirational movies like to do the whole one man can change the world thing
but we all know thats feel good oscar bait bullshit
redotiertwo: (bird senses tingling)

[personal profile] redotiertwo 2017-03-06 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
hold up there rover
i think youve kinda missed the point
because im pretty sure in charge of the humans isnt how this thing is supposed to roll
i kind of see your issue but on the other hand
i feel like youre forgetting most people here werent some big powerful deal before even if they do remember
they were just
part of the world if thats how youre saying it
denying them that is kind of a dick move
redotiertwo: (are you for real)

[personal profile] redotiertwo 2017-03-07 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
you realise this is the heavenly net right
nothing we write here is even going to be seen by humans

ok right you kinda showed your hand with that overly emotional thing
sorry dude people have emotions its kind of a fact of life
were gonna get invested one way or another
cutting ties doesnt make most people detached it just makes them upset
redotiertwo: (bird senses tingling)

[personal profile] redotiertwo 2017-03-09 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
id ask if you were intentionally trying to miss the point
but no youre sincerity mode all over here arent you

sorry were not all emotionless robots dude
youve shown your hand like youre going to drop logic and drop the mic like thats gonna solve everything
which sorry to break it to you
it doesnt
at all
redotiertwo: (excuse)

[personal profile] redotiertwo 2017-03-11 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
never mind
i wouldnt call that high hopes but you do you man
just dont expect anyone else is going to roll with that
redotiertwo: (distracted)

[personal profile] redotiertwo 2017-03-12 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
sure dude
keep telling yourself that