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[deference]

From: William T. Spears
Posted: June 19th

Why is the Internet like this?
I am highly disappointed in it.
Surely there is more to it than this.

Everyone can be much better than this.
Much, much better.
Honestly.

And whoever told my god about these cellphones, I would like a word.
Many of them.

Grell Sutcliffe.
I am publicly shaming you for your behavior so that you will cease.
Please stop sending me SO MANY messages.
And no, I do not like any of the emoji.
None of them.
Not one of them.

Comments

[redotiertwo]

you realise this is the heavenly net right
nothing we write here is even going to be seen by humans

ok right you kinda showed your hand with that overly emotional thing
sorry dude people have emotions its kind of a fact of life
were gonna get invested one way or another
cutting ties doesnt make most people detached it just makes them upset

[deference]

And yet we behave like we're still human.

Showed my hand? In what way?
Clinging to what we no longer have is not sensible.
It'll become more upsetting when people realize that we're just not what we were.

[redotiertwo]

id ask if you were intentionally trying to miss the point
but no youre sincerity mode all over here arent you

sorry were not all emotionless robots dude
youve shown your hand like youre going to drop logic and drop the mic like thats gonna solve everything
which sorry to break it to you
it doesnt
at all

[deference]

Drop what?
Sorry that I expect us not to cling to humanity and behave professionally.
I have high hopes for us.

[redotiertwo]

never mind
i wouldnt call that high hopes but you do you man
just dont expect anyone else is going to roll with that

[deference]

If they have any sense, they should "roll with it."

[redotiertwo]

sure dude
keep telling yourself that

[deference]

I am.