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[ivegotasword]

Posted: May 7th, 4:34 PM
From: Kazuma Kuwabara

hey sup did i do this right?


heyyy every body the names kazuma kuwabara and im here to fight demons and kick bad guy tail

im 15 my birth day is febuary 27 and i like cute girls and cats

im a shinki and kurama is my god so if you mess with him ill mess you up got it? im super tough and i dont take crap from any one i dont care if your a god or a demon or any thing else i dont care ill take on anyone who tries to mess with my friends

Post edited: May 7th, 4:49 PM

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[ivegotasword]

oh sweet it worked! look at me working this sweet future technology liek a pro

[ivegotasword]

hey kurama check it out i figured out the texting thing!

from: Xochipilli

[herbalsupplements]

[Kuwabara why.]

You can reply to your own comment instead of starting a new thread every time, you know.

[ivegotasword]

oh wait crap i should probably like put something cool here or introduce myself

[redotiertwo]

damn
im not even sure how to describe this but its some kind of masterpiece
i mean boasting about how strong you are on the heavenly internet when this place is full of literal actual gods probably isnt your best idea of the day
but hey at least youre not being a dick so you still get bonus points for that
the dick quota of the bbs is already straining at the seams
ready to bust out of its neat little box in a catastrophic avalanche of dickery

[ivegotasword]

whoa dude thats so cool how did you make your text yello like that?
and man i said i dont care if there are gods around if someone hurts my friends im gonna make em pay thats just the way it is
anyway yeah im a tough guy not a dick im not gonna go around picking fights with people who dont deserve it that just aint cool yanno? like ill fight anyone who wants to taek me but im not gonna pick on someone weaker thats just not how a man shuld be conductin himself

[chickshades]

youd never used the bbs before we were talking the other day??
also hell yeah on the cute girls ( ◍ᄇ◍)ﻭ✧

[ivegotasword]

nah we didnt have this fancy stuff when i was alive im pretty sure of it
like we had the internet and forums i guess but it was all really slow and computers made alot of noise and it wasnt really my thing
like video games i mostly played at the arcade

[solar_avatar]

[ There's something about how genuine this post... No, not genuine, but more innocent in a way. It was... Kind of relieving. Of course Trance has the opposite problem, in that this was a major step backwards from the technology Trance seemed to be expecting. ]

hi Kazuma! you recently arrived too right? because I did too
hopefully there isn't going to be a lot of demon fighting (ó﹏ò｡)
☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ I'm Trance and a shinki too
sorry, cant really give the same information you did!

[ivegotasword]

yeah just yesterday!
dont worry about the demons if your worried about fighting them ill protect you no demon is too strong for kuwabara
and shoot those lil text guys are so cute lemme see if i can come up with a way to make a lil guy whos flexing because that is totally what i would do right now if i was in person
ᕙ(° ͜ಠ ͜ʖ ͜ಠ°)ᓄ
nailed it

[sonofson]

[He still remembers how to do a thing!]

[ivegotasword]

holy crap little man that is AWESOME how did you do that?

video

[onerous]

[She turns on the video, prepared to teach him a little about some of functions-- after all, he helped her out, so it's only fair, even if she hardly pays attention to the BBS anymore.

Then what she's read catches up to her and she freezes.

OH...........]

Your god is Kurama? [She really wishes she hadn't turned on the video now, unable to hide hr surprise]

[ivegotasword]

[Oh heyyyy it's that cute girl he helped yesterday! Nice! But she seems really surprised about Kurama, wonder what that's about]

yeah man hes super cool we live in this pyramid thing and he has man-eating plants i think its totally rad
you kno him?
also i did not know you culd do video posts with these how did you do that?

Video

[dioception]

Oh my god this is adorable. [Dio has first hand experience of his love of cats, but figured he should introduce himself as not a cat if he was going to do introductions on the network.]

Hello, Kazuma Kuwabara. It's me, Dio. It's a pleasure to meet you again. [Now he just had to resist causing trouble with the man's god just to get a rise out of him.]

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[ivegotasword]

[welp]

[WELP]

[He feels a bit weird about all that attention he was plying on Dio yesterday, but like. The guy was a cat! What was he supposed to do, not pet him? Please.]

wow your a

[he did not even know how to begin responding to this, actually]

[shadepossessed]

say bad guy tail again and i'll be damned if anyone takes you seriously. youre allowed to say ass.

[ivegotasword]

what no way i dont need to swear to be taken seriously besides girls could be reading this i dont wanna offend em

video

[candyconsumption]

It's good that you're insistent on protecting your friends.

...You said you like cats?

video

[ivegotasword]

[hold on, hold on, Kuwabara's got this this time. He's going to get the video working, and he's not going to hold right up to his face or anything. The video is perfectly, reasonably centered, and even held back enough that he can wave at Itachi.]

[Because he hasn't gotten over the fact that he can take videos with his phone. The future is so exciting!]

Friends are important, I'll do anything for 'em. [he says sagely, nodding his head.]

[then his expression brightens up and he flashes a hopeful grin] Yeah, I think they're great! Why, do you got one? Kurama said he got me a cat, but he hasn't gotten home with her yet. She's white with green eyes, and her name is Moonstone!

[disciplineking]

I'll bite you to death, you annoying rat.

[ivegotasword]

gross dude thats not my thing if you wanna fight me thats cool come at you with youre fists but bitings kinda weird

[shockshot]

I don't know if I'm a cute girl

But anyway, hello! I'm a shinki too, and I also like cats!

Oh! Did you say your god is Kurama?

[ivegotasword]

well if your a girl your probably cute cuz all girls are cute in their own way
your especially cute if you like cats tho anyone who likes cats is cute in my book ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
yes i did! have you met him? hes pretty great

[tsuku]

I guess the BBS is good for intros huh. Welcome, Kuwabara-san. Have a cat photo because I'm not a cute girl.

[ attached file: whenkittensdothecheekthing.jpg ]

[ivegotasword]

its new technology to me so i figured it was better to learn it sooner rather than later might as well make an intro out of it am i right?
cute cat photo accepted! is there a way i can save that because oh my gosh that is the cutest fluffball i have ever seen i want ten

[killsthebuddha]

You sound like exactly the right kind of person to work with that shitty sparkle fox.

[ivegotasword]

[video]

[skyleopardess]

[ Wow, Kurama, your murder pyramid just got a lot less intimidating.

Have cat!Yoruichi looking at you, Kuwabara. Hello, just a normal cat here, fiddling with her owner's phone or something. ]

[video]

[ivegotasword]

[Listen. LISTEN. Kuwabara might be ridiculous, but there's a reason Kuwabara was friends with Kurama. It's because his fight boner for Yusuke dragged him into the spirit world mess and he eagerly let it.]

Oh my gosh! [His eyes lighting up like Christmas came early, Kuwabara smooshes his face against the camera, grinning from ear to ear] Well look at you! How did you get that camera working, you pretty lil kitty? Did you do that all by yourself? You're so smart! What a smart kitty! Yes you are, oh yes you are!

[Hi, Yoruichi. Hope you don't mind baby talk]

[bussounoshima]

[How adorable...]

Good attitude, kid.

[ivegotasword]

[Everyone seems to think he's adorable, it's a curse]

thank you! i always do my best to put my best foot forward
even if ive only been dead for a day
but that means ive got a stellar track record to back my words up!

[fingerbangs]

[Oh

my

god

Where does he even begin with this post? Like...seriously???]

id say stop while ur ahead but uve already steamrolled past that, didnt u? i almost feel bad for kurama

[Key word: almost]

and the words ur looking for is: badass and ass. bc otherwise its just "oohh look at me! im so bad and tough but oh no, not swearing! not my archenemy!"

[ivegotasword]

[What's wrong with his post? He thinks it's pretty awesome. Lots of people have been giving him compliments for it! What does this jerk know?]

i already had this conversation with a girl i dont care what you think
girls think that im cute
thats all thats important

BBS: Euterpe

[galactically]

you know Kurama?? he's one of my fabulous friends (⌒▽⌒)☆
any shinki associated with him is someone i MUST meet

my, you're so excitable that it's quite cute
like a kitten who just discovered a yarn ball and he's chewing on it

[Speaking of kittens...

ATTACHMENT: motokiandlilysayhi.jpg]

these are my darling kittens
Motoki is the black one, Lily is the white one

and I'm Sheryl Nome! (^‿^✿)

[ivegotasword]

oh yeah kurama mentioned you! he told me if i ever couldnt find him i was supposed to call you insted
so yeah we deffinitely need to meet it would be rude to call up on you out of nowhere

well i dont normally think of myself as a kitten but if its coming from a cute girl i guess i don't mind

[speaking of kittens indeed! So many people have been sending him cat pictures, this is like the best day ever as far as he's concerned]

oh my gosh

oh

my

gosh

THEIR SO FLUFFY look at them there perfect oh my gosh and so smol too i pet they fit in the palm of my hands!

[fizzipocus]

hi! (・∀・)ノ nice to meet you! my name's lilka eleniak

what else should i put here... oh, i like cats too!

[Technology was weird and hard. It took her 15 minutes to get that emoji just right.]

[ivegotasword]

[Don't feel too bad, it's taken him a few tries to get things right too]

its nice to meet you to lilka!
what kind of cat is your favorite? i try not to play favorites myself but i gotta admit
i have a weakspot for calicos