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[ivegotasword]

Posted: May 7th, 4:34 PM
From: Kazuma Kuwabara

hey sup did i do this right?


heyyy every body the names kazuma kuwabara and im here to fight demons and kick bad guy tail

im 15 my birth day is febuary 27 and i like cute girls and cats

im a shinki and kurama is my god so if you mess with him ill mess you up got it? im super tough and i dont take crap from any one i dont care if your a god or a demon or any thing else i dont care ill take on anyone who tries to mess with my friends

Post edited: May 7th, 4:49 PM

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[ivegotasword]

i culd say the same to you mr look at me im so smart
you spelled right wrong
ohhhh snap
look at who just got told

[He has Sheryl's number, and she's a pop star! Sure, Kurama may have been the one to give it to him, but he's still got it!]

[fingerbangs]

theres a difference between not knowing and being lazy dumbass. guess which one u r?

[DOESN'T COUNT. Yusuke knows both of his in person.

Also, the patented 5 year old argument of "I know what you are but what am I?"]

[ivegotasword]

not knowing means i can lern being a lazy dumbass is incurable :P

[He just got here yesterday!!]

[fingerbangs]

dude being lazy is a choice. which means i can quit whenever i want to. doubt you can learn that quickly

[That means nothing! He got his in his first 24 hours (why yes this is now a competition)]

[ivegotasword]

you wanna bet jerkoff? i got kurama for a god and hes super smart and hes gonna train me good i bet ill be smarter and stronger than you in no time punk xP

[Sorry Yusuke, he's too determined to play match-maker for Kurama and Yuri. He's not going to worry about finding a girl for himself until they're happy and settled]

[fingerbangs]

....

you have met kurama, right?

[No offense, but, uh. Kurama doesn't exactly inspire confidence in the strength department at first glance.]

[ivegotasword]

have you?
sure hes pretty but have you felt the power coming off him?
id be pretty friggin nervous around him if he wasnt my god lemme just say that

[fingerbangs]

i wouldnt ask if i hadnt idiot.

nd no. y the hell would i go around "feeling" peoples power and shit?? u must really be weak if he makes u nervous

[ivegotasword]

its called spiritual energy and i can sense it because im psychic
im not weak i bet i could easily take you in a fight but kuramas pretty impressive too
you just cant tell cuz you arent looking at him the right way

[fingerbangs]

ooo lookit me im psychic

actually, sounds about right. psychic, likes cats... omg have we found miss cleo?

[fingerbangs]

also dont even wanna know about "the right way" to look at kurama

[ivegotasword]

alright whats your name punk were doing this were doing this right now where are you im gonna find you and break your face in!

[fingerbangs]

urameshi yusuke, #1 punk in this place! [Or so he titled himself his first day here.]

nd since im such a nice guy ill let u choose the when and where

[ivegotasword]

yeah well your about to be #2 courtesy of me wiping the floor with you

when is right now and where is wherever i find you im coming for you urameshi your gonna regret this!

[fingerbangs]

bring it miss cleo

action

[ivegotasword]

[Yusuke doesn't get a response because as soon as he finished the last message, Kuwabara stuffed his phone in his pocket and took off out of the temple, bellowing "URAMESHI!!!" at the top of his lungs.]

[He runs around aimlessly for five minutes before he remembers, oh yeah, he's psychic. Sure, he doesn't remember what Yusuke's energy feels like, but Kurama says they knew each other, so all he has to look for is something familiar...]

[There, he's got it. The definite feeling that someone's ass needs kicking in this direction.]

URAMESHI! I'M COMING FOR YOUUUUUUU!

permaction?

[fingerbangs]

[Meanwhile, Yusuke's been lounging around outside of Ayumu's temple, playing mobile games between shitting on Kuwabara. When all of a sudden, he sneezes twice.]

Weird.

[And he was going to brush it off, until he could just barely hear the shouting of his name. He rolls his eyes and goes back to his game. He'll put it away when he's actually in danger. Or cares.]

Dude's got some lungs at least.

permaction!

[ivegotasword]

[There's a moment where Kuwabara pauses outside of Ayumu's temple because holy crap, now that's he's so close, he can properly sense the power coming off this guy, and almost put Kurama to shame. Kuwabara is screwed.]

[Then he takes a deep breath and steps forward anyway. It's not about winning or losing, it's about making a statement. It's about standing up for himself as a man. It's about something he can't put his finger on, but he knows he's gotta do this or he'd never be able to live with himself.]

[Heck, maybe it's even about that friendship that Kurama suggested existed between him, he didn't know.]

[But there was no way he wasn't fighting Uramecshi, no matter how strong he was]

HEY. [he squares his shoulders as he stops in front of Yusuke, one hand in his pocket, the other fisted at his side] Put the phone down so I can properly punch you in the face.

[herbalsupplements]

Oh good, now you've both met. That saves me a little trouble.

[YOU'RE GOING DOWN WITH HIM, YUSUKE.]

[fingerbangs]

so who did u piss off to get stuck w such an idiot??

[NEVER]

[herbalsupplements]

You.

[Minus the pissing off part, of course, but details!]

[ivegotasword]

what are you saying kurama am i supposed to know this jerk?

[herbalsupplements]

Don't let that stop you two from bickering. I was enjoying the show.

[fingerbangs]

wow, only been here like what? a week? and already important enough to be making all these hard and important decisions. damn im good.

[herbalsupplements]

They probably just figured you have a thing for redheads. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧