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Posted: May 7th, 4:34 PM
From: Kazuma Kuwabara

hey sup did i do this right?


heyyy every body the names kazuma kuwabara and im here to fight demons and kick bad guy tail

im 15 my birth day is febuary 27 and i like cute girls and cats

im a shinki and kurama is my god so if you mess with him ill mess you up got it? im super tough and i dont take crap from any one i dont care if your a god or a demon or any thing else i dont care ill take on anyone who tries to mess with my friends

Post edited: May 7th, 4:49 PM

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[Oh

my

god

Where does he even begin with this post? Like...seriously???]

id say stop while ur ahead but uve already steamrolled past that, didnt u? i almost feel bad for kurama

[Key word: almost]

and the words ur looking for is: badass and ass. bc otherwise its just "oohh look at me! im so bad and tough but oh no, not swearing! not my archenemy!"

[ivegotasword]

[What's wrong with his post? He thinks it's pretty awesome. Lots of people have been giving him compliments for it! What does this jerk know?]

i already had this conversation with a girl i dont care what you think
girls think that im cute
thats all thats important

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they must have issues being mean to the mentally challenged bc u type liek u taken 1 too many hits to the head

[Hi Pot. This is Kettle.]

[ivegotasword]

[you can't get to him, Yusuke, he's got cute girls and cats. He's got cute girls WITH cats!]

[fingerbangs]

if ur gonna try to insult someone at lest spell it rite.

type it w/ me: j e a l o u s

use spellcheck dude

so ill repeat in smaller words: there being nice to the slow kid

[Yeah, but are any of them super hot ninja goddess chicks? does kuwa actually have any of their numbers?? Because Yusuke has both.]

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i culd say the same to you mr look at me im so smart
you spelled right wrong
ohhhh snap
look at who just got told

[He has Sheryl's number, and she's a pop star! Sure, Kurama may have been the one to give it to him, but he's still got it!]

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theres a difference between not knowing and being lazy dumbass. guess which one u r?

[DOESN'T COUNT. Yusuke knows both of his in person.

Also, the patented 5 year old argument of "I know what you are but what am I?"]

[ivegotasword]

not knowing means i can lern being a lazy dumbass is incurable :P

[He just got here yesterday!!]

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dude being lazy is a choice. which means i can quit whenever i want to. doubt you can learn that quickly

[That means nothing! He got his in his first 24 hours (why yes this is now a competition)]

[ivegotasword]

you wanna bet jerkoff? i got kurama for a god and hes super smart and hes gonna train me good i bet ill be smarter and stronger than you in no time punk xP

[Sorry Yusuke, he's too determined to play match-maker for Kurama and Yuri. He's not going to worry about finding a girl for himself until they're happy and settled]

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....

you have met kurama, right?

[No offense, but, uh. Kurama doesn't exactly inspire confidence in the strength department at first glance.]

[ivegotasword]

have you?
sure hes pretty but have you felt the power coming off him?
id be pretty friggin nervous around him if he wasnt my god lemme just say that

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i wouldnt ask if i hadnt idiot.

nd no. y the hell would i go around "feeling" peoples power and shit?? u must really be weak if he makes u nervous

[ivegotasword]

its called spiritual energy and i can sense it because im psychic
im not weak i bet i could easily take you in a fight but kuramas pretty impressive too
you just cant tell cuz you arent looking at him the right way

[fingerbangs]

ooo lookit me im psychic

actually, sounds about right. psychic, likes cats... omg have we found miss cleo?

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also dont even wanna know about "the right way" to look at kurama

[ivegotasword]

alright whats your name punk were doing this were doing this right now where are you im gonna find you and break your face in!

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urameshi yusuke, #1 punk in this place! [Or so he titled himself his first day here.]

nd since im such a nice guy ill let u choose the when and where

[herbalsupplements]

Oh good, now you've both met. That saves me a little trouble.

[YOU'RE GOING DOWN WITH HIM, YUSUKE.]

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so who did u piss off to get stuck w such an idiot??

[NEVER]

[herbalsupplements]

You.

[Minus the pissing off part, of course, but details!]

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what are you saying kurama am i supposed to know this jerk?

[herbalsupplements]

Don't let that stop you two from bickering. I was enjoying the show.

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wow, only been here like what? a week? and already important enough to be making all these hard and important decisions. damn im good.

[herbalsupplements]

They probably just figured you have a thing for redheads. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧