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Posted: May 7th, 4:34 PM
From: Kazuma Kuwabara

hey sup did i do this right?

heyyy every body the names kazuma kuwabara and im here to fight demons and kick bad guy tail

im 15 my birth day is febuary 27 and i like cute girls and cats

im a shinki and kurama is my god so if you mess with him ill mess you up got it? im super tough and i dont take crap from any one i dont care if your a god or a demon or any thing else i dont care ill take on anyone who tries to mess with my friends

Post edited: May 7th, 4:49 PM

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i am not adorable i am totally a man got it? ill fight you to prove it if i gotta but ill take being called adorable by are cute girls and grandmas

[yeah, that showed him!]

[Oh man that is still adorable. Now he is mad at being called adorable. Dio starts laughing at that.]

I mean, if you want to fight, I won't stop you. [Hey, Dio liked punching.]

Anyway, I wasn't suggesting you are less of a man or anything, just that you are acting like an excited child, and that's kind of adorable. [He has no room to talk, but whatever. He was a god, it's ok to be a hypocrite.]

Also thanks for petting me~

[He's got the video function figured out now, so he's going to take the time to tell Dio off. His face is nearly as red as his hair, and it fills up the screen]

Look.

LOOK.

Kuwabara is a man, and you were a cat at the time! Stop making it weird, or next time it's not gonna happen again!

[He can't help it, but he's laughing again. Boy, he hadn't seen anyone mad like that since Jonathan and he were young boys.]

Yes of course you're a man! I never doubted it for a moment.

Truly, I never thought that turning into a cat would sound so heinous.

You being a cat is fine, you're just... [he waves a hand at the camera to indicate all of Dio. He doesn't want to say "A really attractive man, no homo" but that's pretty much what's going through his head. A loud, resounding chorus of "no homo."]

You were in my lap!

['No homo' all you want, Dio is just fine with the honor of making men feel the need to defend their sexuality to themselves.]

To be fair, you put me there. You would not complain either if you were a cat getting that kind of attention.

[There's a minute or so of red-faced spluttering before Kuwabara finally manages to get out] Because you were a cat! I know was being all schmoopy and kissy with you, but that was only because you were a cat! don't expect that kind of attention from me otherwise!

[Kuwabara, you are making this too easy, and that is amusing as hell to Dio. In fact, he's just going to turn into a cat again right now, the change accompanied by ear flicks and the smuggest cat grin anyone has seen on a cat outside of Wonderland.]

I wouldn't dream of it~

No! No that's not gonna work! I've seen you, so I'm not gonna fall for that again! [He is absolutely going to fall for it again. He can only resist so much. Dio as a cat, even as a smug cat! is just so cute. So small and fluffy, the smugness doesn't even seem so bad...]

[No! He must resist! Can't let that bastard think he's got one up on him!] This is cheating. You're exploiting my weakness, and it's cheating, I don't like it!

Last I knew, exploiting your weakness with a strength of mine was simply a tactical advantage. [COME AND PET HIM, KUWABARA, HE IS SOOOO FLUFFY.]

How could you possibly stay mad at me?

Edited (that was incomplete but I hit enter like the perfect star i am) 2016-10-24 03:41 (UTC)

[He is so fluffy! It's not fair! Why must he be so cute?]

[he grits his teeth and growls] Turn back into a human and just watch me, bro. You think you're so dang cute...

[He is so dang cute. All Dio has to do is meow at him, and Kuwabara will be a broken man]

Well, I can't very well turn back into a human, in all honesty. I haven't been one for over a century! [Take from that what you will.]

Come on now, it's it really that bad? It's not like I was being nefarious.

Okay, fine, but you know what I meant! [Jeez Dio, why you gotta play the semantics card on him? He is but a simple boy, and he is choosing to believe that Dio means he's been a cat-god-person-hybrid thing for a while, because that's the idea that he likes best.]

It's just... weird. [He brings his shoulders up defensively, wrinkling his nose and furrowing his eyebrows] I keep thinking about what it would be like giving you as a guy the attention I gave you as a cat, and it's just weird okay?

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