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[ivegotasword]

Posted: May 7th, 4:34 PM
From: Kazuma Kuwabara

hey sup did i do this right?


heyyy every body the names kazuma kuwabara and im here to fight demons and kick bad guy tail

im 15 my birth day is febuary 27 and i like cute girls and cats

im a shinki and kurama is my god so if you mess with him ill mess you up got it? im super tough and i dont take crap from any one i dont care if your a god or a demon or any thing else i dont care ill take on anyone who tries to mess with my friends

Post edited: May 7th, 4:49 PM

Comments

[disciplineking]

What are you even talking about?

I don't care about your so called preferences, I will bite you to death and make you regret the day you decided to challenge me.

Your grammar is terrible. Clearly you don't go to school.

[ivegotasword]

dude you know how weird you sound right? who threatens to bite people?

I could type well if I wanted, it just takes longer. I'm still not used to these tiny keyboards yet.

sorry about that ;-;

[disciplineking]

It's not wierd, it's a simple phrase and its meaning should be obvious.

I highly doubt someone with your intellect even knows how to work a phone, seeing your posts from earlier.

nah its cool don't worry about it

[ivegotasword]

yeah, no, i get what you're saying, it's just weird. biting people is weird. it doesn't sound like a very effective fighting tactic either, to be honest. it sounds like a good way to get punched in the face.

my intelligence has nothing to do with it, i'm just not familiar with technology like this, okay? i'm pretty sure they didn't have fancy portable phones like this when i was alive. like i'm pretty sure phones should have a cord, and they don't feel at all familiar, anyway. and i'm learning, aren't i? you gotta give me credit for that.

[disciplineking]

You're so pathetic I almost don't feel like fighting you.
Those are excuses.

[ivegotasword]

whatever man if you wanna fight im at kuramas temple but if your gonna be a jerk then im probably just gonna ignore you

[disciplineking]

[Guess who's showing up at Kurama's temple just in case this asshole isn't all talk and can entertain him in a fight.

With a tuxedo kitten on his shoulder. And tonfas. And a really annoyed expression on his face.]

[ivegotasword]

[Wow, rude, Kuwabara is absolutely mostly talk, but he does not back down from a challenge.]

[Right now, he's just chilling on the steps, scowling and squinting at his phone. It's a nice day outside, so he might as well enjoy it, but mostly, Kurama was bringing him a cat and he was an eager beaver.]

[He looks up as Hibari approaches, and his attention immediately goes to the kitten perched on his shoulder] Oh wow, cute cat, what's its name?

[disciplineking]

[Said kitten in question mewed loudly from Hibari's shoulder, who gently took the animal off and set him on the ground, far enough away from his original position in a nice sunny spot.]

His name is Kishi.

[Hibari however walked back, flipping his tonfas out of his sleeves and holding them up in a battle ready position.]

No more questions are needed when I'm about to bite you dead.

[ivegotasword]

[Kuwabara gets up and starts to follow Hibari to where he's setting the kitten down, but when Hibari speaks up, his face falls flat]

Oh, it's you. [Well, he was hoping for a fight, but from his texts, Hibari didn't seem like the kind of person that was fun to fight.]

Whatever, I can take you. [he rolls his wrist, then a ball of yellow-orange light forms in his hand, extending out into the shape of a sword]

[disciplineking]

[Well, being fun to fight was all about perspective, but it was true that Hibari didn't have a personality that leant itself to 'fun'.

He did, however, raise an eyebrow at the strange flaming light that extended from the guy's hand. Could this person use dying will flames? It didn't give off the same pressure so he highly doubted it.

Instead Hibari held his tonfa slightly closer until he leapt forward with inhuman speed, twisting his body to bring one of the tonfas directly down onto Kuwabara's head.

[ivegotasword]

[Kuwabara may not be the fastest around, but he does have a generous amount of experience when it comes to dealing with inhumanly fast little jerks. His brain might not remember it, but muscle memory kicks in just in time for him to bring his sword up to block the blow, then he counters with a bellow by swinging his fist towards Hibari's mid-section]

[disciplineking]

[As he went in for the strike, Hibari had covered his tonfas in purple Cloud flames so the energy sword didn't bust his favorite weapons, and the two colors clashed for a little bit before the Disciplinary Chairman pulled away and blocked the blow to his stomach with the other.

So far it didn't seem that impressive to him. Hibari expanded the spikes on his tonfas just in case the guy tried to punch them again and threw a series of blows at the teen's larger chest before finishing it with a kick that snapped out at Kuwabara's abdomen.]