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From: Amaterasu
Posted: March 1, 2017

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We wish to extend congratulations to a goddess who has gained greatly in popularity and veneration. Although you are new come to the Heavens, you have earned a name among the most respected of our number.

Apollo, as a God of Fortune, you must shoulder great responsibility to maintain harmony in your domain and promote peace, prosperity and happiness throughout the Near Shore. Please consider yourself free to request an audience should you wish for guidance in your new role, or need to bring any items of import to our attention.

We ask you all to join us in honoring Apollo as the newest God of Fortune among the multitude of gods.


[OOC: The Heavens will not be responding to comments, but please feel free to thread with other characters on this post!]

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video | Mephistopheles

[subconmodo]

[What had been a nice, peaceful day in Subcon Weald is suddenly interrupted by a loud, angry shout, a wordless cry of anger that's only just finished dying in Snatcher's throat when he goes to respond.]

I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS! I... I DEMAND A RECOUNT! OR SOMETHING!

There's no way in hell that this jerk has a higher rank than ME!

[The "best" part is that if Hibiki is watching, she gets to hear this tantrum in stereo, as Goat Minion is chilling in its usual spot in his room.]

text ♔ from Apollo

[priforprince]

How fortunate this is Heaven instead.

[ Hibiki, you're a Prillennial. You might even be Generation ZPri. You of all people should know: never read the comments.

Hibiki always reads the comments. ]

[subconmodo]

DON'T. GET. COMFORTABLE. If you think I'm going to let this stand, you've got another thing coming!

Video Yoon

[handsome_genius]

Oh good, at least I'm not the only one.

[priforprince]

[ This comment is undeserving of a reply from Shikyoin Hibiki, so she shan't deign to provide one.

But she's watching you. Both of you. ]

[subconmodo]

THANK YOU.

I'm new here and even I can see how ridiculous this is!

[He should TP her house. Or sneak in and find a way to dunk her hand in warm water while she's sleeping. OR SOMETHING, HE DOESN'T KNOW]

Text: Ginia

[unlucky7]

[Oh this is going to be GOOD.]

Congratulations, Hibiki. I'm happy for you.

[priforprince]

[ Well, she can't say she hadn't expected to assume this position...but well-wishes because of it are quite acceptable, all the same. ]

May your joy at my ascension sprout the first flowers of spring within your heart.

[unlucky7]

I'll cherish the blossoms.

This means your movie is coming out soon, right?

text: Ishtar [1/2]

[trustheart]

Dammit, the gulf is that wide already?!

[2/2]

[trustheart]

I mean. Congratulations, I guess. Not sure this is really anything special, but whatever.

[priforprince]

It's absurdly overdue, but, better late than never.

video ♔ from Apollo

[priforprince]

CelePara Prince Hour!



Everyone, bonjour.

[ Hibiki why are you broadcasting from your throne room again. Why are two spygoats balancing vases of roses on their backs on either side of you. Why do you have your new wings out despite being seated. Why is your sword in one hand. What are you wearing, in addition to your gold laurel wreath illusion.

Hibiki, what. Hibiki, why. ]

Merci for your adulation. Rest assured, however, that the above announcement merely corrects an oversight. With this, my divine status now reflects the standing I should have held all along.

[ She dips her chin in what, on other people, would be modesty. On her, it somehow still manages to be smug. ] It's a far cry from all the necessary amendments, but, so be it. The difference in my abilities is now sufficiently illustrated.

[ A smirk, and she lifts her head again, switching into MC Mode. Genius is flexible. ]

On the heels of this news, I announce that first-ever CelePara Talent Agency Feature Film nears completion. Everyone whose hearts burn to celebrate me, join me upon its premiere date!

[ You gonna list said premiere date, Hibiki?

She rises - via flight, not standing, because she can. ]

With this premiere, my revolution will be complete. Fix your gaze only upon my show - [ she raises her arms ] - and greet the dawning of a true golden age for the Far Shore!

[ Confetti shoots out of the rose vases. Some of it falls close enough to the camera that sharp-eyed people may be able to pick up the fact that it consists of more gold laurel leaves....and little gold confetti suns. It twirls around Hibiki as she rises still further, suspended over her throne, arms aloft, sparkling and radiant.

That's a no on the premiere date, then. Okay. Your call. ]

Let us meet in the brilliant Prism Paradise!! Ah ha ha ha---

[ ....The spygoat atop a pyramid of other spygoats filming this tips forward and ends the call at this point, which is probably for the best. ]

[video - ishtar]

[trustheart]

...

How the hell is a movie going to cause a revolution?!

[priforprince]

Why don't you witness it for yourself?

[ And let revolution be kindled in you, as well. ]

[Video]

[replicatedform]

[For what it's worth, he is genuinely going to congratulate her. Whatever personality she have, how much she baffled or annoyed him, this is a big mile stone. Because hey, they did work on a prayer before. He can be sure she can take things seriously—]

... Congratulations?

[Wait, that sounds too confused! Mainly because of what she said. Ahem, let's try that again.]

I mean, congratulations. What's this about a... movie and revolution?

[Video]

[priforprince]

[ Hm. An ignorant soul yearning for the sun. Hibiki is feeling so benevolent, however, that she will forget that she has impossible standards for people grant him the knowledge he seeks! ]

Using my unparalleled genius and powers as a God of Fortune, I will screen entertainment so radiant it draws idol Paradise PriPara to this puniverse. No ayakashi can possibly form in a world that knows PriPara.

[ That's it. That's her master plan.

SHE THINKS IT'S A PRETTY GOOD ONE. ]

video | from: Carl Adler

[smilingbullet]

[ save yourself, sensei, don't get more involved with this god than you have to. (or come hide at this kickboxing gym with him until her Mood calms down because they're all Doomed now.) ]

She has a skill in the delusion department, sensei. Still it was pretty fun to part-take in, though I wouldn't call it a revolution. But my cow bleats were spot on.

[ Yes, D2 was cast as part of a cow. Yes he bleated instead of lowing. Yes he did it purely to annoy Hibiki. ]

video | from: Carl Adler

[smilingbullet]

[ why is he named by this person, why did this person have to have named him. he wonders if it's better than being nameless, sometimes. ]

Okay I'll just turn all your tea cups upside down in celebration then.

[ He's technically her shinki at this point, he's got the right to enter her temple however he wants even if he doesn't. ]

[priforprince]

[ He's talking nonsense. He's always talking nonsense. Oh, him! ]

You may partake using one if you so desire, as well.

[ SHE'S IN A GOOD MOOD

SHE'S HAPPY

R U N ]

text | Xuanwu

[cloakedinruins]

You forgot a date and time for your revolution. Some of us are busy.

video;

[reloves]

[ This whole display Hibiki put on here is utterly ridiculous.

Why is why Minako loves it, of course. Her excitement seems incredibly genuine when she replies. ]

Hibiki, congratulations! I'm so happy for you..! You're right, you should've for sure been one of the most recognized and adored gods here to begin with! [ But more importantly, and part of why she's so excited-- ] I can't wait to see my debut on the big screen!

[rockthemonkey]

[Goku watches the video with amazement. On one hand that was kind of awesome. On the other hand...]

... You're always kinda weird, aren't ya?

[ There always seems to be something when he talks to Hibiki. Oh well. ]

This kinda thing isn't really a big deal. It just makes ya the same as Hakkai 'n Shun, right? They're not any different now. [ Not that he knows Shun very well or anything, but he figures. ] Uh, your show looks cool though!

video

[myblueskies]

Well done miss Hibiki! [He is so proud of his friend! She's the best and must have helped so many people to be a god of fortune now!]

[priforprince]

I have simply always been myself. Congratulate the Far Shore for finally bothering to notice.

[ what do you think, romeo

has she always been herself...? ]