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[godsoffortune]

From: Amaterasu
Posted: March 1, 2017

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We wish to extend congratulations to a goddess who has gained greatly in popularity and veneration. Although you are new come to the Heavens, you have earned a name among the most respected of our number.

Apollo, as a God of Fortune, you must shoulder great responsibility to maintain harmony in your domain and promote peace, prosperity and happiness throughout the Near Shore. Please consider yourself free to request an audience should you wish for guidance in your new role, or need to bring any items of import to our attention.

We ask you all to join us in honoring Apollo as the newest God of Fortune among the multitude of gods.


[OOC: The Heavens will not be responding to comments, but please feel free to thread with other characters on this post!]

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video ♔ from Apollo

[priforprince]

CelePara Prince Hour!



Everyone, bonjour.

[ Hibiki why are you broadcasting from your throne room again. Why are two spygoats balancing vases of roses on their backs on either side of you. Why do you have your new wings out despite being seated. Why is your sword in one hand. What are you wearing, in addition to your gold laurel wreath illusion.

Hibiki, what. Hibiki, why. ]

Merci for your adulation. Rest assured, however, that the above announcement merely corrects an oversight. With this, my divine status now reflects the standing I should have held all along.

[ She dips her chin in what, on other people, would be modesty. On her, it somehow still manages to be smug. ] It's a far cry from all the necessary amendments, but, so be it. The difference in my abilities is now sufficiently illustrated.

[ A smirk, and she lifts her head again, switching into MC Mode. Genius is flexible. ]

On the heels of this news, I announce that first-ever CelePara Talent Agency Feature Film nears completion. Everyone whose hearts burn to celebrate me, join me upon its premiere date!

[ You gonna list said premiere date, Hibiki?

She rises - via flight, not standing, because she can. ]

With this premiere, my revolution will be complete. Fix your gaze only upon my show - [ she raises her arms ] - and greet the dawning of a true golden age for the Far Shore!

[ Confetti shoots out of the rose vases. Some of it falls close enough to the camera that sharp-eyed people may be able to pick up the fact that it consists of more gold laurel leaves....and little gold confetti suns. It twirls around Hibiki as she rises still further, suspended over her throne, arms aloft, sparkling and radiant.

That's a no on the premiere date, then. Okay. Your call. ]

Let us meet in the brilliant Prism Paradise!! Ah ha ha ha---

[ ....The spygoat atop a pyramid of other spygoats filming this tips forward and ends the call at this point, which is probably for the best. ]

[video - ishtar]

[trustheart]

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How the hell is a movie going to cause a revolution?!

[priforprince]

Why don't you witness it for yourself?

[ And let revolution be kindled in you, as well. ]

[trustheart]

That doesn't answer my damn question and you know it!

[priforprince]

No explanation will penetrate the skulls of those who've never experienced PriPara.

[ Those poor, deprived souls. How lucky you are Hibiki is here for you. ]

Receive the enlightenment you're bestowed in silence.

[Video]

[replicatedform]

[For what it's worth, he is genuinely going to congratulate her. Whatever personality she have, how much she baffled or annoyed him, this is a big mile stone. Because hey, they did work on a prayer before. He can be sure she can take things seriously—]

... Congratulations?

[Wait, that sounds too confused! Mainly because of what she said. Ahem, let's try that again.]

I mean, congratulations. What's this about a... movie and revolution?

[Video]

[priforprince]

[ Hm. An ignorant soul yearning for the sun. Hibiki is feeling so benevolent, however, that she will forget that she has impossible standards for people grant him the knowledge he seeks! ]

Using my unparalleled genius and powers as a God of Fortune, I will screen entertainment so radiant it draws idol Paradise PriPara to this puniverse. No ayakashi can possibly form in a world that knows PriPara.

[ That's it. That's her master plan.

SHE THINKS IT'S A PRETTY GOOD ONE. ]

[Video]

[replicatedform]

[He is a simple (if slightly dirty, but he's getting a little better with his presentation! But the hood stay.) shinki and a sword warrior. How can he understand the power of media?]

So a world that knows PriPara can't get ayakashi? [That sounds weird! But this is Heaven and she's a god! Maybe it fits in with everything else??] Is PriPara really that powerful?

[Yeah, he's gonna bite and ask that.]

[priforprince]

Of course. No one understands PriPara better than I do.

[ Given that she's hacked it countless times and reprogrammed it at least once, that is....less untrue than is probably good for anybody. ]

And no one loves it more than I.

[ She is completely confident this is going to work, and also utterly sincere in her assessment of her love.

Others might beg to differ, but. Peasants' prerogatives are not her priority. ]

video | from: Carl Adler

[smilingbullet]

[ save yourself, sensei, don't get more involved with this god than you have to. (or come hide at this kickboxing gym with him until her Mood calms down because they're all Doomed now.) ]

She has a skill in the delusion department, sensei. Still it was pretty fun to part-take in, though I wouldn't call it a revolution. But my cow bleats were spot on.

[ Yes, D2 was cast as part of a cow. Yes he bleated instead of lowing. Yes he did it purely to annoy Hibiki. ]

[replicatedform]

[He's torn between staying away and being somewhat curious about it, D2. He blinks for a moment and raise a brow.]

From what I know her so far, I can believe that. But you're in the movie? As a... cow?

[He sounds almost incredulous. Almost.]

[smilingbullet]

[ Understandable. Hibiki is that type of eccentric. ]

Oh yeah, I was unexpectedly told to make an appearance. I didn't expect the cow bit, I'm sure she could have gotten hold of a real one instead of putting two people in a costume, but the world works in mysterious ways.

video | from: Carl Adler

[smilingbullet]

[ why is he named by this person, why did this person have to have named him. he wonders if it's better than being nameless, sometimes. ]

Okay I'll just turn all your tea cups upside down in celebration then.

[ He's technically her shinki at this point, he's got the right to enter her temple however he wants even if he doesn't. ]

[priforprince]

[ He's talking nonsense. He's always talking nonsense. Oh, him! ]

You may partake using one if you so desire, as well.

[ SHE'S IN A GOOD MOOD

SHE'S HAPPY

R U N ]

[smilingbullet]

[ what is this hibiki even ]

Nah I'm good, there's better tea than yours.

[ That's what she means right?

Thankfully he might not have to. His spot at this kickboxing gym he's at seems pretty good right now. ]

[priforprince]

[ What, isn't this her usual demeanor?

Hibiki smiles. ]

I wish you every delight in it.

[ Bring her some. She doesn't believe it exists.

But if it does, she must taste it. ]

text | Xuanwu

[cloakedinruins]

You forgot a date and time for your revolution. Some of us are busy.

[priforprince]

[ Oh, the most recent one who lost his cat. People really need to keep better track of their felines. They are nature's small Celebrities, and deserve constant homage. ]

Such bothersome details are best left unhurried.

Your schedule pales in comparison.

[cloakedinruins]

[ He didn't lose his cat. It was more of a warning that Da Qing was going to sneak around and borrow their fish. ]

Details like that are the differences between a large turnout or none at all. If you wish for the adoration of people, you should at least let them know when they need to be around.

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[reloves]

[ This whole display Hibiki put on here is utterly ridiculous.

Why is why Minako loves it, of course. Her excitement seems incredibly genuine when she replies. ]

Hibiki, congratulations! I'm so happy for you..! You're right, you should've for sure been one of the most recognized and adored gods here to begin with! [ But more importantly, and part of why she's so excited-- ] I can't wait to see my debut on the big screen!

[priforprince]

Your performance is a flourish in the flower arrangement of my glory.

[ She either just complimented Minako or called her a building block. Or both.

It was said in the approving-flirt tone, so let's go with compliment. ]

I'll be counting on your support in Paradise, as well.

[reloves]

[ Minako would gladly be a building block for her though-- ]

O-Of course, of course! If there's anything you ever need, you know you can just ask me, right? And I'm sure there's no one else around who could reject a request from a true God of Fortune either!

[ You'd be surprised just how many people can resist Hibiki, Minako... ]

[rockthemonkey]

[Goku watches the video with amazement. On one hand that was kind of awesome. On the other hand...]

... You're always kinda weird, aren't ya?

[ There always seems to be something when he talks to Hibiki. Oh well. ]

This kinda thing isn't really a big deal. It just makes ya the same as Hakkai 'n Shun, right? They're not any different now. [ Not that he knows Shun very well or anything, but he figures. ] Uh, your show looks cool though!

a functionally useless title: JUST HER STYLE

[priforprince]

[ Hibiki sniffs. ] The differences between luxury goods and third-rate imitations are apparent to those with discerning eyes.

[ And even if it's a good imitation....well. High-quality things, by virtue of their pedigree, are naturally superior. So there. ]

Well, I imagine the splendor of revolution will move even one of your limited abilities.

[rockthemonkey]

[ Goku's confused, but that's nothing new. ]

... I don't think you're third-rate! Even if you're weird, you don't seem bad!

[ Bless him. He tries. ]

Kinda mean though. I've got loads of abilities!