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[godsoffortune]

From: Amaterasu
Posted: March 1, 2017

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We wish to extend congratulations to a goddess who has gained greatly in popularity and veneration. Although you are new come to the Heavens, you have earned a name among the most respected of our number.

Apollo, as a God of Fortune, you must shoulder great responsibility to maintain harmony in your domain and promote peace, prosperity and happiness throughout the Near Shore. Please consider yourself free to request an audience should you wish for guidance in your new role, or need to bring any items of import to our attention.

We ask you all to join us in honoring Apollo as the newest God of Fortune among the multitude of gods.


[OOC: The Heavens will not be responding to comments, but please feel free to thread with other characters on this post!]

Comments

video | Mephistopheles

[subconmodo]

[What had been a nice, peaceful day in Subcon Weald is suddenly interrupted by a loud, angry shout, a wordless cry of anger that's only just finished dying in Snatcher's throat when he goes to respond.]

I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS! I... I DEMAND A RECOUNT! OR SOMETHING!

There's no way in hell that this jerk has a higher rank than ME!

[The "best" part is that if Hibiki is watching, she gets to hear this tantrum in stereo, as Goat Minion is chilling in its usual spot in his room.]

text ♔ from Apollo

[priforprince]

How fortunate this is Heaven instead.

[ Hibiki, you're a Prillennial. You might even be Generation ZPri. You of all people should know: never read the comments.

Hibiki always reads the comments. ]

[subconmodo]

DON'T. GET. COMFORTABLE. If you think I'm going to let this stand, you've got another thing coming!

[priforprince]

Is a mountain discomfited when a snail has a complaint?

[ hibiki is in a good mood

this is, somehow, even worse than hibiki in a bad mood ]

[subconmodo]

[It is and he hates it.]

I'm sorry, I think I misread.

It almost looked like you wanted me to give your temple another makeover.

[priforprince]

If you choose to squander your divinity with such activities, the divide between us will be suitably demonstrated.

[ Hibiki would never stoop to such pettiness. Oh no.

....Unless she felt like it. ]

[subconmodo]

[Is that an eye twitch? No, no, must be a trick of the light. Coming from his eye.]

All right. Fine. You want to talk about a divide? Let's talk about a divide. And the fact that it'll be closing sometime soon.

Hope you're looking forward to being outranked.

[priforprince]

That's impossible.

[ hibiki, shun and hakkai exist

remember them ]

[subconmodo]

Then I'll just have to make it possible.

[priforprince]

Regrettably, turning the impossible possible is the exclusive domain of geniuses.

Even so, you may attempt if you must. History will leave you unrecorded, but as a fleeting amusement, your struggles may serve to entertain me.

Video Yoon

[handsome_genius]

Oh good, at least I'm not the only one.

[priforprince]

[ This comment is undeserving of a reply from Shikyoin Hibiki, so she shan't deign to provide one.

But she's watching you. Both of you. ]

[subconmodo]

THANK YOU.

I'm new here and even I can see how ridiculous this is!

[He should TP her house. Or sneak in and find a way to dunk her hand in warm water while she's sleeping. OR SOMETHING, HE DOESN'T KNOW]

[handsome_genius]

"Promote peace" is the part I can't believe the most.