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[godsoffortune]

From: Amaterasu
Posted: March 1, 2017

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We wish to extend congratulations to a goddess who has gained greatly in popularity and veneration. Although you are new come to the Heavens, you have earned a name among the most respected of our number.

Apollo, as a God of Fortune, you must shoulder great responsibility to maintain harmony in your domain and promote peace, prosperity and happiness throughout the Near Shore. Please consider yourself free to request an audience should you wish for guidance in your new role, or need to bring any items of import to our attention.

We ask you all to join us in honoring Apollo as the newest God of Fortune among the multitude of gods.


[OOC: The Heavens will not be responding to comments, but please feel free to thread with other characters on this post!]

Comments

[priforprince]

That information is around should you care to look.

[ Like, one thread down.

She just enjoys messing with you, specifically. ]

If you can understand it.

1/2

[trustheart]

Fine then!

[Chris is just going to go crazy looking back through everything to try and figure this out... she'll show that pompous, egotistical-]

2/2

[trustheart]

...

[Okay now she feels bad.]

This is performing related? You're trying to change the world with... music and stuff?

[priforprince]

[ Well, well. She actually almost gets it. As a reward for her cleverness, Hibiki shall nod. ]

The Far Shore is defective. I could hardly inhabit such a hole-infested kingdom.

Of course, my revolution takes the form of my preferred milieu.

[ What'd you think she'd do, cut off heads? Boorish. She's going to sing everything better. ]

[trustheart]

... I'd never make light of someone who wants to move people with music. Or at least, someone who isn't using it to hurt people. [The look on Chris's face implies this is hitting her somewhere pretty personal.] If that's close to what you're trying to do, then I apologize for what I said.

[priforprince]

[ So. Music is important to the goddess Ishtar. Hibiki does so enjoy being right about people. (Or in general.)

She snorts, amused, but not about to fully let the girl off the hook. ]

Think what you will. Beholding it yourself when the hour comes is best.

[ And the feelings that swell in the heart of one who loves music shall serve as a bridge to PriPara! ]

[trustheart]

... I'll see what you got. But let me tell you, I've heard the two goddesses of music in my world, so you've got a high bar to impress me.

[priforprince]

A discerning fan's amore blazes the sweetest.

[ And she cuts the call there, incredibly pleased with how this means she gets the last word.

She isn't thinking about things like Chris being capable of calling right back, only in terms of dramatic punctuation. Ha ha! ]

[trustheart]

[Chris does call back immediately, and she's pissed again.] AMORE?! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK MY RELATIONSHIP WITH TSUBASA-SENPAI IS?! [... yeah, this may not have triggered the most rational reaction.]

[priforprince]

Have you no regard for timing?

[ Tsubasa, though....?

No, it can't be. Even with the skill in singing in common! ]

[trustheart]

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT SHIT! YOU INSINUATED SOMETHING THAT ISN'T TRUE! I'm not one of those creepy fans who falls head over heels for someone because they're a big star! She's just a friend and comrade and nothing more! Besides, she'd just say "a sentinel doesn't have time for that" or something. If that were something I'd even considered to begin with!

[priforprince]

Your ability to jump to conclusions far exceeds your physical jumping ability.

[ Skiing dig. Because she can. ]

It's me for whom your soul will immolate itself in ardor! Don't say things that make me believe you know Kazanari Tsubasa!

[trustheart]

... HOW THE HELL DO YOU YOU KNOW KAZANARI TSUBASA?!

[priforprince]

It wasn't a fluke?!?!

[ THIS IS SURPRISING ENOUGH TO STARTLE HER OUT OF HER EXCELLENT MOOD

for about five seconds

during which she thinks deep, genius thoughts ]

I see. So, that's how it is.

[trustheart]

You may, but I don't! How the hell do you know that name? Explain stuff, now!

[priforprince]

I recognize no such obligation.

[ Let's see. How can she work this situation to her advantage....? ]

[trustheart]

She's my friend! Don't give me that bullshit!

[priforprince]

Knowing everything is the prerogative of genius.

[ But this might devolve into Chris doing more yelling, which would be clamorous and unappealing on a day that, up until this point, Hibiki has been enjoying an awful lot. So. ]

Still, I might be inclined to explain - under the proper conditions.

[trustheart]

... and what would those conditions be? [Chris has a bad feeling about this.]

[priforprince]

I'll consider telling you when you attend my premiere.

[ Which you were going to do anyway, correct?

Now she has simply guaranteed it. SHE'S A GENIUS.

Besides, she wants to do this with visual aids, and those are at her temple. (Never mind that she is seated in her temple as they speak. It's the idea of the thing.) ]

[trustheart]

... Fine. But I don't know why you'd want me of all people there.

[priforprince]

Awaken each day in the hopes it will herald your witnessing my revolution.

[ If she hangs up on you again, will you let her stay hung up this time? Really, this entire exchange was just an attempt to have the last word, because she is a large-minded and not at all petty person like that.

Perhaps. ]

[trustheart]

[... This is just too much for Chris. She's going to let out a scream of frustration, and stew over how annoying this situation is for a while.]

[priforprince]

[ Has Queen Tsubasa ever acquainted you with "sessa takuma"?

It's extremely enlightening. Look it up sometime. ]