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[godsoffortune]

From: Amaterasu
Posted: March 1, 2017

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We wish to extend congratulations to a goddess who has gained greatly in popularity and veneration. Although you are new come to the Heavens, you have earned a name among the most respected of our number.

Apollo, as a God of Fortune, you must shoulder great responsibility to maintain harmony in your domain and promote peace, prosperity and happiness throughout the Near Shore. Please consider yourself free to request an audience should you wish for guidance in your new role, or need to bring any items of import to our attention.

We ask you all to join us in honoring Apollo as the newest God of Fortune among the multitude of gods.


[OOC: The Heavens will not be responding to comments, but please feel free to thread with other characters on this post!]

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video | Mephistopheles

[subconmodo]

[What had been a nice, peaceful day in Subcon Weald is suddenly interrupted by a loud, angry shout, a wordless cry of anger that's only just finished dying in Snatcher's throat when he goes to respond.]

I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS! I... I DEMAND A RECOUNT! OR SOMETHING!

There's no way in hell that this jerk has a higher rank than ME!

[The "best" part is that if Hibiki is watching, she gets to hear this tantrum in stereo, as Goat Minion is chilling in its usual spot in his room.]

Text: Ginia

[unlucky7]

[Oh this is going to be GOOD.]

Congratulations, Hibiki. I'm happy for you.

text: Ishtar [1/2]

[trustheart]

Dammit, the gulf is that wide already?!

video ♔ from Apollo

[priforprince]

CelePara Prince Hour!



Everyone, bonjour.

[ Hibiki why are you broadcasting from your throne room again. Why are two spygoats balancing vases of roses on their backs on either side of you. Why do you have your new wings out despite being seated. Why is your sword in one hand. What are you wearing, in addition to your gold laurel wreath illusion.

Hibiki, what. Hibiki, why. ]

Merci for your adulation. Rest assured, however, that the above announcement merely corrects an oversight. With this, my divine status now reflects the standing I should have held all along.

[ She dips her chin in what, on other people, would be modesty. On her, it somehow still manages to be smug. ] It's a far cry from all the necessary amendments, but, so be it. The difference in my abilities is now sufficiently illustrated.

[ A smirk, and she lifts her head again, switching into MC Mode. Genius is flexible. ]

On the heels of this news, I announce that first-ever CelePara Talent Agency Feature Film nears completion. Everyone whose hearts burn to celebrate me, join me upon its premiere date!

[ You gonna list said premiere date, Hibiki?

She rises - via flight, not standing, because she can. ]

With this premiere, my revolution will be complete. Fix your gaze only upon my show - [ she raises her arms ] - and greet the dawning of a true golden age for the Far Shore!

[ Confetti shoots out of the rose vases. Some of it falls close enough to the camera that sharp-eyed people may be able to pick up the fact that it consists of more gold laurel leaves....and little gold confetti suns. It twirls around Hibiki as she rises still further, suspended over her throne, arms aloft, sparkling and radiant.

That's a no on the premiere date, then. Okay. Your call. ]

Let us meet in the brilliant Prism Paradise!! Ah ha ha ha---

[ ....The spygoat atop a pyramid of other spygoats filming this tips forward and ends the call at this point, which is probably for the best. ]

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[myblueskies]

Well done miss Hibiki! [He is so proud of his friend! She's the best and must have helped so many people to be a god of fortune now!]