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[shiitan]

From: Ross
Posted: 18 October 2016

what's the best way to get a cat to stop following you around

it won't go even though i'm ignoring it

[...It probably didn't help that he had never spent that much time around cats, even when he was alive.]

Comments

text; user: tana

[wingedprincess]

Have you tried feeding it?

(This is terrible advice, please don't listen to her--)

Once distracted by the meal, you can run away.

[shiitan]

if it finds me again, feeding it is just going to make it follow me around more

[wingedprincess]

Then you'd have a friend for life.

(She's not very helpful, sorry.)

[shiitan]

if you're a shinki would that make it a friend for unlife instead

[Insert rimshot here.]

text, from: Li Tieguai

[reformedsinner]

I'm afraid you have a cat now.

Have you picked a name?

[shiitan]

not helping

i'm not going to name a cat i can't take care of

[reformedsinner]

Cat food is relatively inexpensive.

Or is there some other reason you can't take care of it?

[shiitan]

it's not about feeding it

i've never tried to bring something that's still alive over to the far shore

Text - Hachiman

[koukai_kirai]

If you find out, let me know. My shinki's a goddamn magnet for strays.

[shiitan]

hold on

do strays just follow your shinki around or are they bringing them in on purpose

[koukai_kirai]

Absolutely on purpose, though I don't think I'd be too surprised if they did it on their own, at this point.

[shiitan]

it's funnier if they're being brought in on purpose

[...He was the worst person to ask for advice.]

Voice

[birdstheword]

Rosssss~!

You should just accept it wants to be your friend! C'mon you could use somemore!

also voice

[shiitan]

Or it wants me to feed it.

[There was some meowing in the background as he said that. As for that last part, he wasn't touching that with a ten foot pole.]

[birdstheword]

Do it! Be food friends.

Do you need some help?

[shiitan]

Sure. [Wait, what? Him, accepting someone else's help right away?]

You can help me by taking this cat home with you instead. [Oh.]

from: carl adler

[smilingbullet]

Don't cats generally like when people don't ask for their attention all the time more? So ignoring it would do the exact opposite of what you want it to do.

[shiitan]

so i should give it lots of attention

[So...was he supposed to pet it a lot? Or something else? Argh.]

what else is there

[smilingbullet]

Unless it likes that too. But it'll let you know when it doesn't want attention any more.

Get someone it likes better to adopt it, maybe?

[spes_phthisica]

if you find out, please don't let god up there know. he complains about the ducks and the cats but he actually likes them a lot and he wouldn't have the heart to get them to stop following him anyway.

also, why would you want to?

[shiitan]

so you're the goddamn magnet for strays he was talking about

the punishment for asking that question is me letting him know

[spes_phthisica]

i cant help it if a few ducks followed me home

[It was around 300 ducks, Souji.]

i will admit that i took the cats home because they were abandoned
i really dont see the problem
and in that case i hope you never find out (´-ε-｀)

[kokuyoyo]

You'll never get rid of it. It'll hunt you down and live at your house no matter what you do.

[shiitan]

are you speaking from personal experience

[kokuyoyo]

Yes.

[goddamn cats]