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[shiitan]

From: Ross
Posted: 18 October 2016

what's the best way to get a cat to stop following you around

it won't go even though i'm ignoring it

[...It probably didn't help that he had never spent that much time around cats, even when he was alive.]

Comments

[reformedsinner]

Comedy doesn't suit you? That's a shame.

There's a whole library available, though...

[shiitan]

no it does. but cross-genre appeal is important

have any suggestions

[reformedsinner]

Are you really seeking new reading material? Or looking to make some edits to the current text?

[shiitan]

new

in case something happens with the reading material i already have

[reformedsinner]

Well, I hope nothing happens to it before you're finished reading.

But if something does, have you met Suzugamori Ren?

[shiitan]

never heard of them. why?

[reformedsinner]

Consider it a recommendation for your reading list.

[shiitan]

it's going to be a short list. i'm a picky reader

[Though the fact that he was taking that recommendation at all said a lot.]

[reformedsinner]

It only makes sense to be picky. Still, keep it in mind -- and good luck with your cat.

[shiitan]

i might need that luck at this rate. anyway

i'm off to find out about that guy you mentioned. [And to get cat food, but shhhhh.]

[reformedsinner]

See you later.