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[shiitan]

From: Ross
Posted: 18 October 2016

what's the best way to get a cat to stop following you around

it won't go even though i'm ignoring it

[...It probably didn't help that he had never spent that much time around cats, even when he was alive.]

Comments

text; user: tana

[wingedprincess]

Have you tried feeding it?

(This is terrible advice, please don't listen to her--)

Once distracted by the meal, you can run away.

[shiitan]

if it finds me again, feeding it is just going to make it follow me around more

[wingedprincess]

Then you'd have a friend for life.

(She's not very helpful, sorry.)

[shiitan]

if you're a shinki would that make it a friend for unlife instead

[Insert rimshot here.]

[wingedprincess]

I heard that cats have nine lives so it'd be a friend for unlife that spans through nine whole lives of their own. Isn't that neat?

(Sounds expensive really.)

[shiitan]

living through nine lives of the same situation over and over might not be so bad

[He just did that thing where he agreed without actually saying that outright. It was a bad habit.]