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From: Ross
Posted: 18 October 2016

what's the best way to get a cat to stop following you around

it won't go even though i'm ignoring it

[...It probably didn't help that he had never spent that much time around cats, even when he was alive.]

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[There was a considerable delay before he answered.]

you're still going to offer to help me?

[Ah, this just got a little awkward. Still...]

I don't have any reason not to.

that's good

because if those are my only two choices i'm not picking the guy who's a book

A book.

Really?

really

it's easy to annoy him too

How can you tell if a book is annoyed?

[It sounds like the beginning of a corny joke....]

if you really want to know that i could put him on the shelves at the school library

[And that, in Ross' mind anyway, would be better than any punchline that matched with that corny joke.]

What would he be shelved under?

humor

fantasy works too

Ah, I see you've moved to better genres!

[His previous god might have been shelved, for instance, under "horror."]

i'm thinking about what genres to move to next

Comedy doesn't suit you? That's a shame.

There's a whole library available, though...

no it does. but cross-genre appeal is important

have any suggestions

Are you really seeking new reading material? Or looking to make some edits to the current text?

new

in case something happens with the reading material i already have

Well, I hope nothing happens to it before you're finished reading.

But if something does, have you met Suzugamori Ren?

never heard of them. why?

Consider it a recommendation for your reading list.

Edited 2018-04-09 17:50 (UTC)

it's going to be a short list. i'm a picky reader

[Though the fact that he was taking that recommendation at all said a lot.]

It only makes sense to be picky. Still, keep it in mind -- and good luck with your cat.

i might need that luck at this rate. anyway

i'm off to find out about that guy you mentioned. [And to get cat food, but shhhhh.]

See you later.

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