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From: William T. Spears
Posted: June 19th

Why is the Internet like this?
I am highly disappointed in it.
Surely there is more to it than this.

Everyone can be much better than this.
Much, much better.
Honestly.

And whoever told my god about these cellphones, I would like a word.
Many of them.

Grell Sutcliffe.
I am publicly shaming you for your behavior so that you will cease.
Please stop sending me SO MANY messages.
And no, I do not like any of the emoji.
None of them.
Not one of them.

Comments

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Either way, I don't appreciate them. My apologies.

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That's a real shame!

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And why is that?

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Why... Because of aesthetics, I suppose! Or something!

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Aesthetics that you like, hm?
There's nothing sad about not liking the look of something.
I'm certain there are things I like that you do not.
Like pigeons.

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No I suppose not.
I like pigeons. ⸜₍๑•⌔•๑ ₎⸝

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No tomfoolery.
And pigeons are fine creatures to have.

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What tomfoolery?
I'd call them more a cute-elegant cross.

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Tomfoolery.

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ヽ/❀o ل͜ o\ﾉ

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... why.

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why what (ﾟ▽ﾟ｀*)?

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Why must I suffer like this?

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I wouldn't call it suffering, it's all in good humour!

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Go humor somewhere else.

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Aw, I can't humour you? You're making me sad.

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Have I hurt your feelings?

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Very （ ￣︶￣）

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Somehow I don't believe you.

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Eh （＊〇□〇）……！Why not!?

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I blame the face.

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What faces?

that's heartbreaking

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ALL. OF. THEM.

terribly so

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But there are so few of them. (✿´ ꒳ ` )(✿´ ꒳ ` )(✿´ ꒳ ` )(✿´ ꒳ ` )(✿´ ꒳ ` )

my heart goes out to you

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Those are not few.