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From: William T. Spears
Posted: June 19th

Why is the Internet like this?
I am highly disappointed in it.
Surely there is more to it than this.

Everyone can be much better than this.
Much, much better.
Honestly.

And whoever told my god about these cellphones, I would like a word.
Many of them.

Grell Sutcliffe.
I am publicly shaming you for your behavior so that you will cease.
Please stop sending me SO MANY messages.
And no, I do not like any of the emoji.
None of them.
Not one of them.

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What faces?

that's heartbreaking

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ALL. OF. THEM.

terribly so

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But there are so few of them. (✿´ ꒳ ` )(✿´ ꒳ ` )(✿´ ꒳ ` )(✿´ ꒳ ` )(✿´ ꒳ ` )

my heart goes out to you

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Those are not few.

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∑(ﾟﾛﾟ〃) Really?

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How do you have so many.

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With imagination~ ✧٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧ But I also have no idea, some I come across elsewhere though and then there's stuff on the internet you can use and memorize. You wanna know how to do it? (ﾟ▽ﾟ｀*)?

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So someone else made these horrors.

And no.

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Yes! Because I didn’t!

Why not?

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I would like to speak to them.
Give me their e-mail address.
Give me their phone number.
I have many words to give them.

And because I do not like them.

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（＊〇□〇）……！
I don't have something like that.

That's a shame, a real shame!

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What use are you?

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Fight use, I'd hope.
And some cooking and linguistic, maybe.