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Jae-Ha ([personal profile] razzledazzles) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2016-10-26 09:46 pm

HEAVEN'S BBS | TEXT

Posted: 8 May 2016 5:13 AM
From: Jae-Ha

Kija is gone. I can tell that he's not here.

Really, has no one found out the reason behind disappearances like this? If anyone knows what's happened to him or has hurt him in some way, you'd better come forward now before I discover this later. I won't have any mercy towards someone like that.

Who can tell me anything about this? Anyone?
churchbelle: but I swear every word is true......... (Dear Penthouse Forum)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-29 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Good gracious, the shoujo has started. Of course Hazel shifts forward into hugging him, putting his head right down on Jae-Ha's shoulder.]

It wasn't... Well, ya know what manner of life I lead. [Monster killing, and so on, his bad priest lifestyle.] Ruminatin' on that hasn't been easy, but you're the one... makin' it worthwhile.

[So there— if he can get over himself even a little thanks to Jae-Ha being there for him, surely he can overlook one lizard leg. It's really so much easier, comparatively!!]
churchbelle: (what happens when)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah it's the worst!! He doesn't deserve this, having to think about serious things. How rude... But outside of his whiny child thoughts he's here, holding tight around Jae-Ha and thinking about how he can't guarantee a damn thing— but.]

I told ya, I'm not gonna leave here alone. You're comin' with me and that's that.

[Yes... he says so!! So it'll work out.]
churchbelle: (take notes amazon)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[How could they be Hot Stuff... that nickname has never been sillier, and yet that's the best possible thing he could have said?? Hazel laughs shortly, squeezing his arms around Jae-Ha again. Yes, they'll be Hot Stuff anywhere, anytime!! Obviously.]

I'm alright, just a lil cold here at the back end of mornin'.

[Well, it's not 5 anymore, but shh. Warm him.]
churchbelle: (the incredibly deep voice of the snail)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[He's pretty terrible at being a lizard... but tall and suspiciously warm is great for Hazel, who hums and settles in closer. He will get the maximum amount of cuddling out of this hour, for sure.]

This is plenty. I still can't believe you're always goin' around in that robe. [he's in that flimsy robe and he's not cold...!!!]
churchbelle: (the next intervention is going to be for)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[What a baby. Hazel has to pause to really relish the mental image of Jae-Ha trying to move around in his clothes with an amused little grin. It's funny!!]

I dunno if I'd like the robe. And I'm not sure if it counts as "gettin' away with it" unless we actually get to sleep sometime. [Just.....saying.]
churchbelle: (Coral ???!?)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Nothin'. [This is a pure moment aside from his lewd allusions, shh. But ah yes, the robe he didn't know how to tie...]

Wanna go back there soon? Maybe tomorrow, if you're up to it.
churchbelle: (does anyone feel incomplete)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[No drinking games then, it's time to be responsible adults for once. Can they do it??]

Surely can. We'll make it a nice, quiet lil date night.
churchbelle: (whine whine)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[A Herculean effort to have a quiet evening!!]

I'd say it's sweet before magical. [this shoujo,] But I'm glad, either way.

[..........because,] You've been talkin' to some real class-A weird folk on the internet.
churchbelle: (do the watermelon crawl)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah this post was really useless, as posts go...]

It was illuminatin' in its own way. [Like, it brought out the best in so many people!! No, it was weird and pointless. Remember when he told that girl about sucking dick.........] Well, you're troubled today, so I'll give ya a pass.
churchbelle: (something to bitch about)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[At least they're girls with a sense of humor...]

I wouldn't call it bothered. [Well, no, the Loki guy pisses him off by being a presumptuous fucko— but that's it, really. Probably.] But it's early, and none of 'em had anythin' worth contributin'.

[Could it be that Hazel, aggressive critic of godhood because gods don't do anything, is put off by endless streams of "I'll help" with no results?? It could be.]
churchbelle: (take notes amazon)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Truly, a sentimental baby... Hazel sees the point, really, but at the same time!!]

Well, ya do make friends wherever ya go. It's charmin'.
churchbelle: (the next intervention is going to be for)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Ugh, he's so cute... How is Hazel supposed to deal with this?? What a sweetheart!!]

About all kinds of things, I know. [like oral sex,]
churchbelle: Is that it? You think you can Waltz in Matilda? (Oh I see.)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[whoa,]

I just don't think there was anythin' wrong with honey tongue, necessarily. Plenty of folks say that.

[Ignoring the fact that he himself has primarily said honey tongue to make innuendo, people say that!! It's a phrase!]

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