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Jae-Ha ([personal profile] razzledazzles) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2016-10-26 09:46 pm

HEAVEN'S BBS | TEXT

Posted: 8 May 2016 5:13 AM
From: Jae-Ha

Kija is gone. I can tell that he's not here.

Really, has no one found out the reason behind disappearances like this? If anyone knows what's happened to him or has hurt him in some way, you'd better come forward now before I discover this later. I won't have any mercy towards someone like that.

Who can tell me anything about this? Anyone?
churchbelle: (least warlike warrior ever)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Cute kisses while Jae-Ha wastes time picking his clothes, what a fine break from a dramatic morning. Hazel sure isn't rushing to get dressed to go cook bacon, so he's just loitering here while Jae-Ha gets ready...]

Sure thing. Breakfast'll be ready by the time ya get back. [Shall he walk Jae-Ha to a window....]
churchbelle: (i think i had a stroke)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[That random onslaught of feelings sure does distract from cooking bacon for a couple minutes, but it's not the same crushing depression from earlier, so he'll let it go instead of immediately going to his phone. If it takes Jae-Ha longer than expected to come home, then he'll do something about it. That's fine.

When he does come home, Hazel is just finishing up with putting breakfast on a couple plates. He hears the door open, so when Jae-Ha peeks in,]
That's powerfully good timin' you've got there.

[And then he glances up, and - hm??] You're a mess. C'mere and wash your face.
churchbelle: (the next intervention is going to be for)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Look at this guy... showing up all sort-of-cheerfully looking like he just fell through a temple, and god, that's exactly what he did!! Hazel gives him a look and a gentle nudge in the ribs before he moves on to putting these plates on the table.]

Didja kick him in the teeth? [make his day]
churchbelle: (the incredibly deep voice of the snail)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jae-Ha is such a good boy... Hazel is proud of him for kicking this guy he's never met in the teeth. That's great!!]

What, poppin' in unannounced? I'm sick and tired of puttin' up with that manner of nonsense, so he'd be a right fool to try.

[Would Hazel wholesale just try to maim someone trying to get into his house, at this point?? Yes.]
churchbelle: (sweatin' like a whore in church)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hazel makes a face— how gross— and stabs some bacon with his fork to emphasize how gross that is. What kind of person tromps around merrily in somebody's mind like that, anyway??]

Maybe he'll do it to the wrong person and get more than a kick in the face. [MAYBE HE'LL JUST GET MURDERED, says Hazel, but look nobody thought Hazel's morals were in perfect order to begin with.]
churchbelle: (does anyone feel incomplete)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[IT'S A GOOD PLAN,

Hazel has nothing else to offer besides "maybe someone else will take care of it," unfortunately, as weird and bothersome as it is. He doesn't even know the full context, but he's read that one thread and that's enough. What a freak!!

But yes, compliment his breakfast, that's a great subject change.]


That's right, ya sure are. Are ya still gonna hop around later today? [Those other threads... or was creepy Loki too much???]
churchbelle: (+1 for "face balls")

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Things Hazel knows about Sheryl as of right now: she's apparently a gossip, and obviously a flirt. Hmm.]

I reckon y'could reschedule, if it's buggin' ya so much. It's her problem if she gets bent outta shape, after this mornin'.
churchbelle: (the incredibly deep voice of the snail)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[...sing?? That is definitely a bit much. Who does that.]

Don't do anythin' ya don't wanna do. [SHRUG... this is simple, Jae-Ha.] If ya don't feel like gettin' sung at, don't go today.
churchbelle: (take notes amazon)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah... he almost forgot the gay music!! Yes, great plan.]

I don't see why not. It'll be a nice, quiet day without any more unpleasant surprises.

[He nods at his breakfast like that will definitely confirm that no one else will mess anything up today, and reaches out to offer Jae-Ha his hand across the table. Eat cutely with him, let's go.]
churchbelle: (Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, but what kind of mind reader just straight up tells people what they can do, also— how many criticisms would Hazel have if he knew everything!! So many.

But he doesn't, so he'll content himself with holding Jae-Ha's hand and eating breakfast with the other. Call him cute things like dear more often...]


I've got that way about me, I know.
churchbelle: (red is not suburban)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, he's pretty great. That laugh is enough for Hazel, so they can enjoy their cute breakfast without dwelling on how crappy the early morning was. Hopefully Jae-Ha is in the mood for doing some dishes, because Hazel's still going to be a whiny brat about those. He does it lovingly!!

Then, it will be time for gay music...]
churchbelle: (least warlike warrior ever)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-31 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Doing chores for him, what a good bf!! Hazel's mood is improving even more from the early morning, now that they can slide back into their little routine and have some music time.

Of course, he's happy to oblige and scoot close to Jae-Ha, but helpfully not too close to interrupt his fat violin playing.]


I'm ready for the big show.
churchbelle: (seigneur des lunettes)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-31 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
For me? [For real?? That's genuine surprise in his voice, like, he honestly didn't expect Jae-Ha to even think about writing - or composing or whatever - a song for him. When would he have time to think up a whole song, pretty much...

Anyway, he's really touched, if it weren't already obvious. He knows nothing about music but he knows it's a good song, and Jae-Ha plays well, and this is a whole gay song just for him, so of course it gets him right in the heart. What a sweetie, ugh.

He can't hold his hand, so he settles for putting his hand on Jae-Ha's leg at some point in the middle of this gay song. How sweet... what the hell......]

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