razzledazzles: (❀ 082)
Jae-Ha ([personal profile] razzledazzles) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2016-10-26 09:46 pm

HEAVEN'S BBS | TEXT

Posted: 8 May 2016 5:13 AM
From: Jae-Ha

Kija is gone. I can tell that he's not here.

Really, has no one found out the reason behind disappearances like this? If anyone knows what's happened to him or has hurt him in some way, you'd better come forward now before I discover this later. I won't have any mercy towards someone like that.

Who can tell me anything about this? Anyone?
churchbelle: (do the watermelon crawl)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah this post was really useless, as posts go...]

It was illuminatin' in its own way. [Like, it brought out the best in so many people!! No, it was weird and pointless. Remember when he told that girl about sucking dick.........] Well, you're troubled today, so I'll give ya a pass.
churchbelle: (something to bitch about)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[At least they're girls with a sense of humor...]

I wouldn't call it bothered. [Well, no, the Loki guy pisses him off by being a presumptuous fucko— but that's it, really. Probably.] But it's early, and none of 'em had anythin' worth contributin'.

[Could it be that Hazel, aggressive critic of godhood because gods don't do anything, is put off by endless streams of "I'll help" with no results?? It could be.]
churchbelle: (take notes amazon)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Truly, a sentimental baby... Hazel sees the point, really, but at the same time!!]

Well, ya do make friends wherever ya go. It's charmin'.
churchbelle: (the next intervention is going to be for)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Ugh, he's so cute... How is Hazel supposed to deal with this?? What a sweetheart!!]

About all kinds of things, I know. [like oral sex,]
churchbelle: Is that it? You think you can Waltz in Matilda? (Oh I see.)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[whoa,]

I just don't think there was anythin' wrong with honey tongue, necessarily. Plenty of folks say that.

[Ignoring the fact that he himself has primarily said honey tongue to make innuendo, people say that!! It's a phrase!]
churchbelle: (shallow hal)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[grumble mumble.........]

Well I know that. There's nothin' whorish about it, tell her that one next time.
churchbelle: (whine whine)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[JAE-HA,]

No, I'm not. [yes...... leave his funny speech alone...]
churchbelle: (so you won russian roulette?)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
I said I'm not. Are ya listenin' to me?

[Jae-Ha!!!!]
churchbelle: (LETS MAKE IT MORE COMPLICATED)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[FROWNS?? Jae-Ha is dumped.]

You're sayin' that like ya don't believe me, still.
churchbelle: Is that it? You think you can Waltz in Matilda? (Oh I see.)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Um?? He's so rude, Hazel has ever right to be grumpy at him. He hums in response to that kiss; cute, but not enough!! And then he grumpily fidgets to get comfortable with this rude lizard. Ugh.]

Nothin'. I'm not. That's what I've been sayin'. [yeah he's so convincing] You're real lucky you're so dang adorable.
churchbelle: (commence farm memes)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[He's warmer thanks to his RAGE!! No, he'll gladly let this go, and maybe next time someone makes fun of the way he talks he won't be so embarrassed ha ha yes he will. Look forward to it.]

Downright cozy. You're like a heater. [Outside, in the morning, in that robe?? Oddball.]
churchbelle: (take notes amazon)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Jeez!! Okay, that's cute and dumb and makes him laugh, so he'll forgive him for the honey tongue incident.]

Really now? I'm gonna blush. [He fidgets a little to lean up and kiss at his face, hello, give him the affection.] C'mere.
churchbelle: (ahah)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-10-30 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Much better. Hazel presses another kiss to his lips with a hum.]

It was a lil lonely wakin' up all by myself. [kinda needy... but also he Worried.]

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