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[churchbelle]

Posted: 22 April 2016
From: Aengus

[Why does it have to be this shitty god name..... he'll privately resent that. Anyway.]

I'm doing myself a favor and doubling down on that spring cleaning business. Anybody who's got a use for any of this stuff, it's yours, free of charge. Courtesy of yours truly.

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There's more where all that came from. Come on down and I'll even wrap it for you.

[No he won't, but he'll happily give you free expensive stuff and/or free weird novelty items. Free him, his temple is full of this.]

And another thing, while I've got the floor, more or less: the markings that turn up on shinki, what's the meaning of that? Don't lecture me on the basics, my skull ain't that thick, but is there a particular reason they turn up in the places they do? Something to do with the name you give, maybe?

["why does my shinki have a weird hip tat, did I do that" and other stories]

Comments

[razzledazzles]

You can't get rid of that vase!

[churchbelle]

[watch him]

I'm getting rid of it. I hope I don't drop it, trying to talk to you and carry it at the same time.

[lilys_poise]

I love the painting!
And the vase!
Are you really giving them away for free?

[churchbelle]

Sure am! All this finery's clogging up the place, and I'm a generous man.

[killsthebuddha]

No one wants your shitty stuff. This isn't a junk market. (－‸ლ)

[churchbelle]

[The fuck is that.]

Actually, my things are looking quite popular so far. Want something?

[galactically]

i get first dibs on that painting!!

[churchbelle]

You get points for enthusiasm, but another young lady already expressed interest in that one. What am I to do?

[punchpass]

Can I have the whale?

[It's cute....]

[churchbelle]

It's yours! That item's probably not going to be so popular, so there's no point waiting around.

[subtract]

What the hell is that third one supposed to be? [An ugly misshapen bird bath with legs...?]

[churchbelle]

[Yes. Yes it is.]

It's a birdbath, from my understanding. Though I reckon you could make a fine table out of it if you put something on top.

[doublesmall]

The fuck is that mirror even supposed to be?

[like... yeah, ok, he could use one, but what IS it.]

[churchbelle]

[TAKE THE MIRROR, CHUUYA]

Novelty. A mirror for all shapes and sizes.

[herbalsupplements]

[Since Kuroko's beaten him to the punch on that whale butter dish (which Kurama was totally gonna give to Sanzo all creeper-style), he'll just have to look elsewhere.]

The birdbath is terrible, but I could use one, so I suppose I'll take it off your hands.

[churchbelle]

[It's not terrible, it's art. No, it's hideous, thank you for taking this bullet for not only Hazel, but style everywhere.]

You want it, it's yours! Pick it up whenever you like. I'll even help carry it out.

[lecturehall]

Why is so much of it Texas?

[churchbelle]

Helpful reminders of a simpler time. Are you in the market for a fine country mug?

[sanzohoshi]

(*μ_μ) Master Hazel, I'm sorry about Sanzo!! He's being so rude!!!!

Try cat pictures if you want to get him back or he gets too annoying. I'll scold him for you too! he won't let me near the phone...

But that's a good question! I thought we could place them somewhere ourselves when we name them, but I don't think so. Maybe it's random? Maybe it's the shinki's personality...? Maybe there's a higher power that decides it based on what would be funniest or more embarrassing.

[did u know sanzo has a tramp stamp bc sanzang knows this now]

[churchbelle]

[Master Hazel... alright, he'll allow it.]

Did you start him on those things? The man's addicted. They've addled his brain.

I was thinking it had to do with the name, but that's already been turned down as no good. "Funny" ain't flattering to the folks in charge.

[blossomstorm]

I would be interested in many of these, but it looks like people have already claimed them. What do you have left?

[churchbelle]

The lovely mug, and a couple paintings like the one you see there.

[scatterproudly]

Please don't give the guy above me anything.

[churchbelle]

I'm afraid I'm much too generous a man to grant that kinda request. He's real excited about the mug.

[miraculo]

has anyone else taken the mug?? does it come in a set?!

[churchbelle]

Unfortunately I've just promised the mug to a gentleman and his ornery friend. I could look for another one! It's a big house.

[saikusu]

I believe the placement is random. I cannot find any correlation between the location of mine, the form I take, or the name.

[churchbelle]

Y'know I didn't even think of adding the form to the mix. So you truly think it's all just happening by chance?

[twiceinhabited]

You're giving them away for free?

[She really shouldn't. But a few items did get her attention. The non-Texas shaped ones. It should be okay to take a look closer, right?]

Did someone claim the vase yet? If it is, what other items you may have?

[churchbelle]

Unfortunately, that particular vase has already found a good home. But you're in luck, as I've got a couple more I've got no need for.

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What do you think of this one?

[There are way too many decorate vases in this house.]

One day after the post goes up | Private

[young_oldman]

Master Hazel Grouse. Please excuse my forward manner, I mean no offence to you, but are you the individual who counselled Lady Kochiya to eat two whole steaks dipped in coffee?

lord have mercy | private

[churchbelle]

Is this what they call being in hot water? She didn't actually do it, did she?