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[churchbelle]

Posted: 22 April 2016
From: Aengus

[Why does it have to be this shitty god name..... he'll privately resent that. Anyway.]

I'm doing myself a favor and doubling down on that spring cleaning business. Anybody who's got a use for any of this stuff, it's yours, free of charge. Courtesy of yours truly.

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There's more where all that came from. Come on down and I'll even wrap it for you.

[No he won't, but he'll happily give you free expensive stuff and/or free weird novelty items. Free him, his temple is full of this.]

And another thing, while I've got the floor, more or less: the markings that turn up on shinki, what's the meaning of that? Don't lecture me on the basics, my skull ain't that thick, but is there a particular reason they turn up in the places they do? Something to do with the name you give, maybe?

["why does my shinki have a weird hip tat, did I do that" and other stories]

Comments

[churchbelle]

I thought the picture did the job nicely.

How about a nice ravine? Bottom of a steep hill?

[lecturehall]

You're blind. The picture doesn't have feet.

And no. Fire. Throwing them anywhere will just break them into more pieces. The images will still be visible, even if they're fragmented. Burning is your only option.

[churchbelle]

[Let him scroll back here........ oh.

ohhh. WELL he's going to IGNORE THAT out of mild shame.]

They ain't that hideous. Give them a little credit.

[lecturehall]

You really are blind. First you think a cup has feet and now this. It's concerning.

I may be new here so I don't have much knowledge of the local stores That said, if you're need of glasses, I can do my best to assist you with advice.

[churchbelle]

Hey now, I've got loads of people trying to take these things off my hands. A man gets a little mixed up every now and then.

I don't need glasses.

[lecturehall]

So what? There's so many people that you added their legs to a cup? There's a difference between being mixed up and being delusional.

Or, again: glasses.

[churchbelle]

I'd look terrible in glasses. Delusional ain't so bad. Did you look at the birdbath, because that one truly does have legs of its own.

[lecturehall]

[Time to scroll back up.]

Oh.

It does.

Why?

[churchbelle]

[sEE]

That's one mystery I'm content to let stand without acknowledging.

[lecturehall]

I'm going to assume that pun was accidental.

[churchbelle]

I'll be forced to take credit if you go and point it out like that.

[lecturehall]

[Shit.]

How do I delete comments?

[churchbelle]

You can do that? Search me.

[lecturehall]

Shouldn't you be able to? I'd think this sort of thing would be universal. I know someone said you could do it on Twitter.

[churchbelle]

On what? That's a bit of a rude name for a thing to talk to people on.

[lecturehall]

How is it rude? It's like the sound a bird makes. That's it's theme. Even the logo resembles one.

Let me see if I can figure out how to show you. Although it is weird you haven't heard of it.

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Did that send? I can't tell with these sorts of places.

[churchbelle]

[Nice bird, that sounds like his kind of complete enigma.]

So shouldn't it be Tweeter?

[lecturehall]

Maybe? I think that's what you call the things you post. "I'm tweetering this" or something like that. I'm not sure, though. I've only just started using it.

It would make sense.

[churchbelle]

Mercy, that sounds a little off, don't you think? Tweetering?

[TWEETERING??? He hopes it's fake.]

[lecturehall]

Well it doesn't sound much better than twittering. What else would it be?

Tweeing? Though I can't really believe that sort of sound would catch on.

[churchbelle]

Does it have to be a bird sound? That's a touch limiting.

[lecturehall]

It has a THEME. What else would you propose it be?

[churchbelle]

If you really want a bird noise so badly


Hooting.

[lecturehall]

That's not bad.

Although it does make it sound like it's rowdier than it really is. It's not very exciting. All you're doing is uploading animal and food photos for the rest of the world to look at.




Thinking about it further, twittering be the best description.

[churchbelle]

How about crowing? Keep that one for the folks you don't like.