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Posted: 22 April 2016
From: Aengus

[Why does it have to be this shitty god name..... he'll privately resent that. Anyway.]

I'm doing myself a favor and doubling down on that spring cleaning business. Anybody who's got a use for any of this stuff, it's yours, free of charge. Courtesy of yours truly.

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There's more where all that came from. Come on down and I'll even wrap it for you.

[No he won't, but he'll happily give you free expensive stuff and/or free weird novelty items. Free him, his temple is full of this.]

And another thing, while I've got the floor, more or less: the markings that turn up on shinki, what's the meaning of that? Don't lecture me on the basics, my skull ain't that thick, but is there a particular reason they turn up in the places they do? Something to do with the name you give, maybe?

["why does my shinki have a weird hip tat, did I do that" and other stories]

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It's a nice vase. What's wrong with the vase? You don't even have to carry anything. Teleport it.

Teleport it into the waiting hands of one of these lovely young people? That's the idea.

Teleport it into my hands! I've only just noticed your other questions, on top of that... Are you doing this on purpose?

I want the vase.

What are you accusing me of, exactly? I'm a curious man! It's something I ought to know, as someone so close to you.

This young lady likes the vase.

The fact that you're still thinking of it... I'm feeling dirty just realizing that.

[Stop him jesus christ]

A young lady...? So it's a cute girl who wants this lovely vase? I can't believe you've put me in this position. There's no way I could deny a cute girl of such a treasure...

That's funny, you haven't struck me yet as a man with even an ounce of shame.

[Don't make his innocent garage sale WEIRD...]

She's probably real cute. And the vase is thrilling her.

[Says the man publicly shaming his hip tattoo.]

You're horrible. What did that vase do to offend you? This dear young lady may have a good home for it, but you're just casting it away... That's tragic.

[Did he use the word hip? No!! Don't doxx yourself, Jae-Ha.]

What's so special about it? It's taking up space and we don't need it.

[Taking up space... in the huge house.]

The design is nice, and your temple is so large that I feel alone even when you're in the next room over. What space is it taking up, exactly?

The space it's sitting in. You want a vase for company?

I want a vase for beauty. I'll have to buy some decorations of my own.

Keep them in your own room and I've got no objections.

[Probably.]

Just my room? This may be your temple, but I'm a part of this household. If I have to take care of your dusting and cleaning, then at the very least I should help pick what strange objects are around collecting dust.

Nobody's holding a gun to your head and asking you to make a fuss about dusting. At least show me the things you buy, first.

[Don't be a jerk. Fine. There's about a ten minute extra pause before he uploads a picture.]

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[Is he out looking at this shit right now? What the hell does Jae-Ha do all day?]

That's a "your room only" kinda thing.

[WHY, IT'S BEAUTIFUL]

I'm beginning to think you have a problem with dragons.

I've got nothing against dragons, but doesn't that thing clash with the rest of the house?

Think of it as a merging of cultures.

[grumble...........]

I'll let you put it next to the mug.

Fantastic. I knew you'd see it my way.

Now, what about something for the garden? A small statue or feature should be nice...

How about a birdhouse or something?

I was thinking more along the lines of a small water feature, or a statue where we fence it off.

You're talking about something like a fountain? What part of that's a "small feature"?

A smaller fountain? I thought you would know that things come in all shapes and sizes.

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