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[churchbelle]

Posted: 22 April 2016
From: Aengus

[Why does it have to be this shitty god name..... he'll privately resent that. Anyway.]

I'm doing myself a favor and doubling down on that spring cleaning business. Anybody who's got a use for any of this stuff, it's yours, free of charge. Courtesy of yours truly.

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There's more where all that came from. Come on down and I'll even wrap it for you.

[No he won't, but he'll happily give you free expensive stuff and/or free weird novelty items. Free him, his temple is full of this.]

And another thing, while I've got the floor, more or less: the markings that turn up on shinki, what's the meaning of that? Don't lecture me on the basics, my skull ain't that thick, but is there a particular reason they turn up in the places they do? Something to do with the name you give, maybe?

["why does my shinki have a weird hip tat, did I do that" and other stories]

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[churchbelle]

[He will have his groveling one day...]

I do know where you sleep, as it happens.

[And this other thing isn't an idiot plan, so-??]

Make sure you're well-behaved and don't break anything on your way back in.

[razzledazzles]

These two statements lined up next to one another are a little odd, don't you think? I'm getting mixed messages.

[churchbelle]

You've found me out. I'm doing this on purpose.

[razzledazzles]

Why would you do that?

[churchbelle]

Three guesses and I'll reveal it for you.

[razzledazzles]

[.......is this... flirting... no, Hazel is just cruel. Don't repeat his lines on the network!!]

You're a sadist?

[churchbelle]

[~it's a mystery~]

How cruel. Certainly not.

[razzledazzles]

My reactions are charming?

[churchbelle]

[WELL....]

I already told you that. Guess I'm obligated to count that as good enough, this time.

[razzledazzles]

If there's a better answer, you should go on and reveal it, since my two answers should be as good as three, anyway.

[churchbelle]

No, no, you've got it. That's the one.

[He's... he's just like this. RIP.]

[razzledazzles]

You're manipulating my heart. That's awfully cold of you.

[churchbelle]

I can tell when you don't mean it.

You can have the dragon.

[See, he's merciful.]

[razzledazzles]

[Don't make him smile at his phone in public, even if most people can't see. Goodness...]

My, you know me so well already. How should I feel about that?

Thank you.

[He won't mention that he already purchased it.]

[churchbelle]

[Let him have this. Asshole.]

Go with your gut instincts. They're probably on my side.

[Look, "follow your heart" is too gay.]

[razzledazzles]

I always go with my instincts.

[So, he'll be flattered after all. He shouldn't have this much with with a simple conversation over text...]

I'll be back soon, so be ready to get your hands dirty.

[churchbelle]

[Yeah, that's right, be flattered!! Be flattered that Hazel is petty because he's charmed...? That's. Well.

Just accept his dumb texts.]

I've gotta see a lady about a painting, then I'm all yours.

[razzledazzles]

[He does accept these dumb texts.]

How thrilling. See you then!

[He'll go do his weird errands and then come back after...]