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[churchbelle]

Posted: 22 April 2016
From: Aengus

[Why does it have to be this shitty god name..... he'll privately resent that. Anyway.]

I'm doing myself a favor and doubling down on that spring cleaning business. Anybody who's got a use for any of this stuff, it's yours, free of charge. Courtesy of yours truly.

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There's more where all that came from. Come on down and I'll even wrap it for you.

[No he won't, but he'll happily give you free expensive stuff and/or free weird novelty items. Free him, his temple is full of this.]

And another thing, while I've got the floor, more or less: the markings that turn up on shinki, what's the meaning of that? Don't lecture me on the basics, my skull ain't that thick, but is there a particular reason they turn up in the places they do? Something to do with the name you give, maybe?

["why does my shinki have a weird hip tat, did I do that" and other stories]

Comments

[killsthebuddha]

No one wants your shitty stuff. This isn't a junk market. (－‸ლ)

[churchbelle]

[The fuck is that.]

Actually, my things are looking quite popular so far. Want something?

[killsthebuddha]

(￣︿￣)
(￣ヘ￣)
(￣︿￣)

[churchbelle]

I don't have the faintest idea what you're trying to say, Mister Sanzo.

[killsthebuddha]

[ Look, he has a kaomoji keyboard on his phone now. It's just less effort. ]

╮( ˘ ､ ˘ )╭

[churchbelle]

[Who did this. Who fucking did this.]

Are you sure you wanna leave it up to interpretation?

[killsthebuddha]

[ It is amazing, especially when you're still recovering from Seiten Taisei nearly making your insides your newfound outsides. ]

￢o(￣-￣ )

[churchbelle]

[Jesus christ. Stop him.]

That's downright adorable, Mister Sanzo. Bored, are we?

[killsthebuddha]

[ Someone really should take his phone away. ]

٩(ˊoˋ*)و

[churchbelle]

[Lord have mercy... This is surreal, and yet he keeps replying to see how surreal it will get.]

That one meant to be yelling about something? It has your eyes.

[Droopy text eyes.]

[killsthebuddha]

[ It's yawning, obviously. Hazel, please. ]

(；⌣̀_⌣́)

[churchbelle]

[No, it's drooping angrily. It's Sanzo, duh.]

Well, don't repeat yourself.

1/3

[killsthebuddha]

[ Is it bad that he had to go double-check that he's not repeating emojis? That would be bad form... ]

٩(◕‿◕)۶

2/3

[killsthebuddha]

[ Clicking the wrong face is a terrible thing. ]

??????

[killsthebuddha]

[ There, this is better. ]

ヘ(>_<ヘ) ￢o(ˊ-ˋ)

[churchbelle]

[No, no. That was the best thing ever. Do it again.]

Bless your heart. Your little pantomime's getting away from you, huh? Careful.

[killsthebuddha]

[ What the fuck does "bless your heart" even mean? ]

ヽ( `д´*)凸

[churchbelle]

[y'all]

Now if that ain't downright cruel. I'm trying to give you friendly advice.

[killsthebuddha]

凸凸凸凸( `д´*)凸凸凸凸

[ No regrets. ]

[churchbelle]

I've gotta hand it to you, that's creative.

[Stop.....]

[killsthebuddha]

[ Was that a pun...? ]

(╯ˊДˋ)╯︵ /(.□ . ＼)

[churchbelle]

[MAYBE....]

Don't flip your lid over a little innocent wordplay.

[killsthebuddha]

/(.□ . ＼) - ￢o(ˊ-ˋ*)

[churchbelle]

Now you're just being cruel again, Mister Sanzo. Ain't this getting old?

[killsthebuddha]

/(x□ x ＼)      ￢o(˘｡˘)｡｡｡zzZ