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[redotiertwo]

From: Davesprite
Posted: January 8th

so
its been like a week since new year
and i havent seen anyone posting about new years resolutions yet
you know
those promises you make to yourself at the start of the year that youre definitely going to hold to
and then a week later youre lying on your bed eating chips and soda again because you almost definitely promised yourself you were going to work out more and then didnt
is that not a tradition here

if it is then tell me about your resolutions that are totally going to happen
since were past the one week honeymoon period
maybe i can give you advice on how to stick to them
or if you pay me i can be your personal resolution trainer
with motivational 80s music montages and everything
for like a month since if you can't keep it yourself past then youre fucked anyway
but you can always say you tried
even if i did most of the trying for you

anyway
resolutions
go

Comments

[pure_radiantics]

I guess I understand.

[ She was hoping for some kind of bonding activity, but alas. ]

You've always had a way with words is all. You're really good at it, but you're the only person I've ever seen who writes like that.

[redotiertwo]

might have something to do with my lyrical leisures
poetic pursuits
recreational rapping
choose your alliteration of preference for personal reference

[pure_radiantics]

I laughed at all of those, just so you know, but I think you have a good point anyway.

Maybe just alliterating more would make writing in text funnier. Normally I just go with those cute picture-faces like :^D and \^o^/

[redotiertwo]

alliteration takes dedication though
at least if youre going to do it properly
and not like that scrub i had an alliteration off with the other week

i mean if youre aiming to get laughed at
instead of just make people laugh
sure

[pure_radiantics]

Oh? What did the other person do wrong last week?

[ She's trying to think of how you do alliteration wrong. ]

[redotiertwo]

couldnt finish what they started
other than being an overall obnoxious prideful trainwreck of a person
then again i dont know what i was expecting from someone who thinks autoplay does anything but piss literally everyone off

[spoilers: alliteration failure person was hibiki]