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[redotiertwo]

From: Davesprite
Posted: January 8th

so
its been like a week since new year
and i havent seen anyone posting about new years resolutions yet
you know
those promises you make to yourself at the start of the year that youre definitely going to hold to
and then a week later youre lying on your bed eating chips and soda again because you almost definitely promised yourself you were going to work out more and then didnt
is that not a tradition here

if it is then tell me about your resolutions that are totally going to happen
since were past the one week honeymoon period
maybe i can give you advice on how to stick to them
or if you pay me i can be your personal resolution trainer
with motivational 80s music montages and everything
for like a month since if you can't keep it yourself past then youre fucked anyway
but you can always say you tried
even if i did most of the trying for you

anyway
resolutions
go

Comments

[pure_radiantics]

Not talking about crashing and burning is right! I'm trying to think of something achievable - and besides, there's plenty of life-changing things that I do already and I just want to remember them better, which is why I thought of the photos.

[ That said, she's still thinking of something else. ]

[redotiertwo]

do more life changing things then
though honestly if youre already doing that sort of thing
youre also probably not the kind of person new years resolutions are for
which is mostly lazy people who want to convince themselves theyll do a thing because they said they would at a specific time of year

[pure_radiantics]

I can think of one life-changing thing I'd like to happen, but it's not really up to me so maybe you're right, and I'll just support the people who need to make resolutions.

[ She's thinking about how much she'd like him to think of her as a friend, but also that she can't force him to tell her that - and that's if he ever even thought of her that way. So best not to make that a resolution at all. ]

The only other thing I can think of is getting better at sign language so I can talk to Ginia and Ber better.

[redotiertwo]

remember the 80s music for supporting them
its very important

[He assumes whatever other thing she's talking about is some kind of personal matter, so he's not going to ask on the logic he probably won't get an answer anyway.]

hey if thats what youre into
and they prefer that to text shitposting
i dont know either of them except for talking to ginia literally on here right now

[pure_radiantics]

Yeah! They both use sign language to communicate out loud, but text or text-to-speech like Celty does too, if it's out loud.
I learned it from Lavi, but I use it most with Ginia and Ber, so I've been able to keep getting better for a few months now!

[ But, oh wait, there's an idea- ]

I wonder... can you teach someone how to uh... Text post like you do?
Maybe without swearing quite so much?

[ She's looking for something he enjoys to bond over as a starting point. ]

[redotiertwo]

if youre asking me to teach you to shitpost without the shit
thats not really an option
it just isnt a shitpost without it

[Literally.]

granted the internet is never the place to be if you want to hold onto your purity anyway

[pure_radiantics]

I guess I understand.

[ She was hoping for some kind of bonding activity, but alas. ]

You've always had a way with words is all. You're really good at it, but you're the only person I've ever seen who writes like that.

[redotiertwo]

might have something to do with my lyrical leisures
poetic pursuits
recreational rapping
choose your alliteration of preference for personal reference

[pure_radiantics]

I laughed at all of those, just so you know, but I think you have a good point anyway.

Maybe just alliterating more would make writing in text funnier. Normally I just go with those cute picture-faces like :^D and \^o^/

[redotiertwo]

alliteration takes dedication though
at least if youre going to do it properly
and not like that scrub i had an alliteration off with the other week

i mean if youre aiming to get laughed at
instead of just make people laugh
sure

[pure_radiantics]

Oh? What did the other person do wrong last week?

[ She's trying to think of how you do alliteration wrong. ]

[redotiertwo]

couldnt finish what they started
other than being an overall obnoxious prideful trainwreck of a person
then again i dont know what i was expecting from someone who thinks autoplay does anything but piss literally everyone off

[spoilers: alliteration failure person was hibiki]