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[nolittlesecret]

Date: August 23
Posted by: Neptune

Quick question. What does everyone consider picnic foods?

It doesn't have to be fancy, or even cooked, just something you yourself would bring to an occasion like that.

Also, no alcohol. This isn't for a romantic occasion. Though food cooked with alcohol is a-okay.

Comments

[reformedsinner]

Still, I'm afraid it's not the sort of weather I'd enjoy going to a picnic in. Please enjoy yourselves, nonetheless!

I would be happy to come to a later one, when the weather is less rainy.

[nolittlesecret]

[Why is everyone so sensitive to the rain???]

At this rate I may as well hold it at my own temple since I can keep it from raining there if everyone is going to complain about it.

[Wait]

Actually I think that's a better idea anyways. It's a big enough place.

[reformedsinner]

I'm not too surprised that you're getting complaints about the weather... but you can keep it from raining at your temple?

[nolittlesecret]

I can create storms, and at my temple that means dispel them too simply by countering them with high winds.

Mostly I just do it because the animals get terrified if it gets too windy.

[reformedsinner]

I'll remember who to ask for help if the weather gets too bad near my temple.

Pets, or temple animals?

[nolittlesecret]

What do you define as bad weather? For me it's blizzards and dust storms.

Pets and the spirit animals from the nearby park. I don't think I can count what's in the water as either. Just stuff that comes and goes.

[reformedsinner]

Blizzards and dust storms would qualify, but I'd think, around here, high winds and dangerous thunderstorms would be more likely.

Not that I've seen much bad weather in the Heavens since our arrival.

... What is in the water?

[nolittlesecret]

[.......]

Can't do anything about thunder. I can survive a strike, but can't do the same for others.

I don't think the big guys like bad weather, so why let bad weather in?

Things like dolphins, squid, octopi, ya now, the usual.

[reformedsinner]

Ah! I see. I was wondering about lake monsters. Or kappa, possibly.

I think we may have a few of those at the bottom of the garden by the school.

[nolittlesecret]

There might be a few monsters, but they'd be deep sea dwellers.

Think hippocampi. Nothing super dangerous if they are there.

[reformedsinner]

Kappa can be dangerous, but only if you're not paying proper attention, generally.

Hippocampi... are horselike creatures, aren't they?

[nolittlesecret]

What's a kappa look like?

Yep. Half horse, half fish, so like a seahorse but a lot, lot bigger.

[reformedsinner]

A turtle-man, balding, with a concave spot full of water on the top of their heads.

[nolittlesecret]

[........................................................]

Who the fuck came up with something like that???

[reformedsinner]

If they're real, that's a strange question to ask, isn't it? It's a little like, "Who came up with the platypus?"

And I do suspect there are some in the school pond.

That, or barracuda with hands.

[nolittlesecret]

The platypus is the fault of Australia and its need for unwanted poisonous critters.

Need help getting rid of them? I can zap the pond.

[reformedsinner]

Oh, no, having dangerous animals around is educational.

Just ask Australia.

[nolittlesecret]

No thanks, I am not ready to die again.

[reformedsinner]

I'd say, "Doesn't it lose its sting after the first time?" but we both know that's not true.

In any case, I hope you enjoy your picnic!