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[nolittlesecret]

Date: August 23
Posted by: Neptune

Quick question. What does everyone consider picnic foods?

It doesn't have to be fancy, or even cooked, just something you yourself would bring to an occasion like that.

Also, no alcohol. This isn't for a romantic occasion. Though food cooked with alcohol is a-okay.

Comments

[nolittlesecret]

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Can't do anything about thunder. I can survive a strike, but can't do the same for others.

I don't think the big guys like bad weather, so why let bad weather in?

Things like dolphins, squid, octopi, ya now, the usual.

[reformedsinner]

Ah! I see. I was wondering about lake monsters. Or kappa, possibly.

I think we may have a few of those at the bottom of the garden by the school.

[nolittlesecret]

There might be a few monsters, but they'd be deep sea dwellers.

Think hippocampi. Nothing super dangerous if they are there.

[reformedsinner]

Kappa can be dangerous, but only if you're not paying proper attention, generally.

Hippocampi... are horselike creatures, aren't they?

[nolittlesecret]

What's a kappa look like?

Yep. Half horse, half fish, so like a seahorse but a lot, lot bigger.

[reformedsinner]

A turtle-man, balding, with a concave spot full of water on the top of their heads.

[nolittlesecret]

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Who the fuck came up with something like that???

[reformedsinner]

If they're real, that's a strange question to ask, isn't it? It's a little like, "Who came up with the platypus?"

And I do suspect there are some in the school pond.

That, or barracuda with hands.

[nolittlesecret]

The platypus is the fault of Australia and its need for unwanted poisonous critters.

Need help getting rid of them? I can zap the pond.

[reformedsinner]

Oh, no, having dangerous animals around is educational.

Just ask Australia.

[nolittlesecret]

No thanks, I am not ready to die again.

[reformedsinner]

I'd say, "Doesn't it lose its sting after the first time?" but we both know that's not true.

In any case, I hope you enjoy your picnic!