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[deference]

From: William T. Spears
Posted: June 19th

Why is the Internet like this?
I am highly disappointed in it.
Surely there is more to it than this.

Everyone can be much better than this.
Much, much better.
Honestly.

And whoever told my god about these cellphones, I would like a word.
Many of them.

Grell Sutcliffe.
I am publicly shaming you for your behavior so that you will cease.
Please stop sending me SO MANY messages.
And no, I do not like any of the emoji.
None of them.
Not one of them.

Comments

[very_goodman]

I don't think it's really that bad...

[deference]

We differ in opinions, then.

[very_goodman]

What's so bad about it? I mean, y'know, besides the ayakashi attacks.

[deference]

A misunderstanding.
I'm not talking about the city.
I'm talking about the Internet, still.

[very_goodman]

You're just not lookin' hard enough.
There's somethin' on the Internet for everybody.

[deference]

Doubtful.
And I am against finding a place for myself on this network.

[very_goodman]

Don't you have any hobbies?

[deference]

Do I seem like a person with hobbies?

[very_goodman]

Okay, you got me there.

[deference]

Indeed.

And furthermore, I shouldn't have hobbies.

[very_goodman]

Everybody needs hobbies. How else do you keep from goin' crazy with boredom or overwork?

[deference]

By reminding myself that I am no longer human.

[very_goodman]

That kinda seems like the opposite of a relaxin' thought.

[deference]

It will, however, keep me from going crazy.

[very_goodman]

Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

[deference]

Clinging onto what we are not isn't going to make it any easier for us to adapt.

[very_goodman]

No reason we can't try to enjoy ourselves, though.

[deference]

So long as we don't forget ourselves.

[very_goodman]

Not much to remember in the first place.

[deference]

But enough that could cause trouble.
Beware the Internet!

[very_goodman]

Pretty sure I was never a magical girl, so you don't gotta worry about that.

[deference]

You're just a magical ... woman? If one can liken shinki to it.

[very_goodman]

I'm not sure what we're even talkin' about anymore.

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[deference]

The Internet is dangerous and just because you are now a magical woman doesn't mean that

[deference]

I. Don't. Know.