Heaven's BBS | Video

[glazedonutholes]

Posted: 24 May
From: Prvt. Franklin Delano Donut


[ The video turns on showing nothing but stark pink. It takes a few moments for the camera to zoom out to an armoured soldier, pretty in pink.  ]

---use this ancient technology. Wait. Is it working?

[ The camera shakes a little as Donut adjusts the device. In the background, a loud whistle can be heard as the video captures a bird-like ayakashi striking at an invisible wall behind him - his energy shield - while Donut safely makes the call from inside. ]

Hey guys.  [His visor shifts behind him taking a look at his little pest before turning back to the camera. ] I would really appreciate it if someone came and killed this thing. I think I made it angry and I kind of lost my shin-- [ Light suddenly explodes as the ayakashi unleashes an attack that gets absorbed by the shield dispersing it across the dome in a shower of light.  ]

Hey! I'm on a call here. Don't be rude!  [ The pink helmet turns back to the camera. ] Like I was saying, I could really use some help.

[ And with that the recording ends along with the light-show.  ]



[OOC: For anyone willing to help.... he's kind of lost so don't expect good or for that matter any kind of directions >_> ]

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[missingache]

[UUUUUUUHM]

Don't just stand there!

[Oh gods is Roxas going to regret getting involved with this pink armored stranger?]

Where are you?

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[glazedonutholes]

Well, I can always shoot at it with my sniper rifle.

[ And in the background a loud gun can be heard firing off followed by a sigh. ]

2/3 audio

[glazedonutholes]

Man, it really sucks that bullets don't seem to phase these things. It's at times like these I wish I had the Grif-shot.

3/3 audio

[glazedonutholes]

[ What woes he must endure, but alas, it's nothing he can help. Talking about things he can't help - ]

Uh.... [ he looks around ] near some... trees?

[missingache]

[The guy has a gun. Wonderful. Not even going to ask what a Grif-shot is right now.]

Near Shore or Far Shore?

[Trees are so helpful a description.]

[glazedonutholes]

[ Oh, he doesn't use his gun all that much, he's much better with grenades, he's got a great arm. ]

Uhhh... [ Another explosion can be heard in the background. ] Which one's which again? It's so hard trying to remember if we're far or near, I mean who even came up with these names? Shouldn't we use call them the land of the living and the land of the dead or spirits if you want to be culturally sensitive about it.

[missingache]

[What is happening even what is wrong with this guy]

Are you at your temple or are you visiting living people?

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[glazedonutholes]

Living people! They're awesome!

2/2

[glazedonutholes]

[ Another explosion in the background - which reminds him: ]

Hey... not to cut this conversation short or anything, but are you a god or a shinki?

[missingache]

[All that damage...]

God, but I've got three shinki. I can bring one!

[glazedonutholes]

Can you?!

[ He sounds so happy. ]

That would be awesome. I'll be here... uh, establishing a perimeter.

[ Because that's what Sarge always told them to do. ]

[missingache]

I'll be there asap!

[Just gonna go grab his nearest shinki, i.e. probably Kairi, make his way to where he hears explosions.

Which should lead him to that pink armor. Wow that's both cool and hideous.]

[ooc: Kairi will jump in eventually]

1/2

[glazedonutholes]

[ An apt description!

And as soon as Donut catches sight of him, he'll turn his back on the Ayakashi and wave. ]

Hey! You made---

[ And there goes another explosion of light as the ayakashi tries to get him when his back is turned but the shield stays in place making hte thing angry and following the gods gaze finds a new target and quickly takes to the air flying in for an attack. ]

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[glazedonutholes]

Heads up, Mister! [ Donut warns safe inside his shield. ] Thanks for the help!

[ OOC: Sounds good! ]

[disciplineking]

[Well that got his attention.]

I will fight it.

[glazedonutholes]

[ When the response comes in it's through another loud explosion. ]

Do you mind hurrying up, Mister? I think it's getting bored with me.

[ Since it couldn't penetrate the shield meaning it'd find another target soon and one that may or may not be able to adequately protect itself. ]

Anon; text

[volksdaemon]

[Should he tell the guy he can summon his shinki from pretty much anywhere on either the Far Shore or the Near Shore as long as the God is on the same shore...? Maybe. After watching him flail a whole bunch.]

Have you tried saying 'please'? I hear that's a magic word, even with ayakashi.

;text

[glazedonutholes]

[ Yes, yes he should, because Donut has no clue of that nifty little trick. He didn't exactly read the god-manual, so... ]

It didn't work!

[ Meaning, yup, he tried it. ]

Anon; text

[volksdaemon]

[Just as he'd hoped. This guy really is that gullible! Schuldig gets a good laugh in before he replies.]

Aww, bummer! Maybe it couldn't hear you through that... is it a shield?

; text

[glazedonutholes]

Energy shield.

[ Though it's much bigger than Carolina's without the power drain and doesn't require an AI to work.

Also: ]

I don't think words are going to work. I shot it and that did nothing.

[ And as everyone knows, shooting someone is a sign of healthy communication. ]

[volksdaemon]

Is that you making that energy shield or no?

[He's now genuinely curious because even an idiot can be a psi, someone capable of making energy shields on their own. Then again, he knows there are people with advanced tech in this place too, and he mentioned how ancient the tech is that he's working with.]

[glazedonutholes]

Of course! You won't find any nifty AI in this suit. It's all Double-O-Donut!

[volksdaemon]

[Of course Schuldig doesn't realize he means the armor. He thinks he's dealing with a psi who can create energy shields as their power.]

How strong is that shield then? Can you repel a falling building or something?

[glazedonutholes]

Well... I haven't really had a building fall on me to know for sure, but so far nothing's gotten through this baby.

[volksdaemon]

Thank you for being so open and honest, Franklin.

[What a name. Nice and unique - easy to spy on in the future.]

Good luck with fending off that ayakashi.