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[glazedonutholes]

Posted: 24 May
From: Prvt. Franklin Delano Donut


[ The video turns on showing nothing but stark pink. It takes a few moments for the camera to zoom out to an armoured soldier, pretty in pink.  ]

---use this ancient technology. Wait. Is it working?

[ The camera shakes a little as Donut adjusts the device. In the background, a loud whistle can be heard as the video captures a bird-like ayakashi striking at an invisible wall behind him - his energy shield - while Donut safely makes the call from inside. ]

Hey guys.  [His visor shifts behind him taking a look at his little pest before turning back to the camera. ] I would really appreciate it if someone came and killed this thing. I think I made it angry and I kind of lost my shin-- [ Light suddenly explodes as the ayakashi unleashes an attack that gets absorbed by the shield dispersing it across the dome in a shower of light.  ]

Hey! I'm on a call here. Don't be rude!  [ The pink helmet turns back to the camera. ] Like I was saying, I could really use some help.

[ And with that the recording ends along with the light-show.  ]



[OOC: For anyone willing to help.... he's kind of lost so don't expect good or for that matter any kind of directions >_> ]

Comments

Anon; text

[volksdaemon]

[Should he tell the guy he can summon his shinki from pretty much anywhere on either the Far Shore or the Near Shore as long as the God is on the same shore...? Maybe. After watching him flail a whole bunch.]

Have you tried saying 'please'? I hear that's a magic word, even with ayakashi.

;text

[glazedonutholes]

[ Yes, yes he should, because Donut has no clue of that nifty little trick. He didn't exactly read the god-manual, so... ]

It didn't work!

[ Meaning, yup, he tried it. ]

Anon; text

[volksdaemon]

[Just as he'd hoped. This guy really is that gullible! Schuldig gets a good laugh in before he replies.]

Aww, bummer! Maybe it couldn't hear you through that... is it a shield?

; text

[glazedonutholes]

Energy shield.

[ Though it's much bigger than Carolina's without the power drain and doesn't require an AI to work.

Also: ]

I don't think words are going to work. I shot it and that did nothing.

[ And as everyone knows, shooting someone is a sign of healthy communication. ]

[volksdaemon]

Is that you making that energy shield or no?

[He's now genuinely curious because even an idiot can be a psi, someone capable of making energy shields on their own. Then again, he knows there are people with advanced tech in this place too, and he mentioned how ancient the tech is that he's working with.]

[glazedonutholes]

Of course! You won't find any nifty AI in this suit. It's all Double-O-Donut!

[volksdaemon]

[Of course Schuldig doesn't realize he means the armor. He thinks he's dealing with a psi who can create energy shields as their power.]

How strong is that shield then? Can you repel a falling building or something?

[glazedonutholes]

Well... I haven't really had a building fall on me to know for sure, but so far nothing's gotten through this baby.

[volksdaemon]

Thank you for being so open and honest, Franklin.

[What a name. Nice and unique - easy to spy on in the future.]

Good luck with fending off that ayakashi.

[glazedonutholes]

[ Ah, what a nice person. But... ]

Call me Donut, no one calls me Franklin aside from my Moms.

[ Oh... yeah. The ayakashi. It was still trying to get through his shield - not fucken happening. Still, he really should deal with it. It was getting a little late and he still needed to cook dinner for his hard working shinki! ]

Well, thanks! Good-luck to you too, in whatever you're up too!

[ With that Donut closes the device to focus on the fussy ayakashi. ]

Well.. the first thing we have to do is teach you manners. They're atrocious! I couldn't even have a decent conversation without you interrupting.

[ He puts his hands on his hips. ]

Well, do you have anything to say for yourself?

[ The ayakashi screeches with hatred and slams into the shield and Donut sighs, already knowing dinner was going to be late. orz ]