Heaven's BBS | Video

[glazedonutholes]

Posted: 24 May
From: Prvt. Franklin Delano Donut


[ The video turns on showing nothing but stark pink. It takes a few moments for the camera to zoom out to an armoured soldier, pretty in pink.  ]

---use this ancient technology. Wait. Is it working?

[ The camera shakes a little as Donut adjusts the device. In the background, a loud whistle can be heard as the video captures a bird-like ayakashi striking at an invisible wall behind him - his energy shield - while Donut safely makes the call from inside. ]

Hey guys.  [His visor shifts behind him taking a look at his little pest before turning back to the camera. ] I would really appreciate it if someone came and killed this thing. I think I made it angry and I kind of lost my shin-- [ Light suddenly explodes as the ayakashi unleashes an attack that gets absorbed by the shield dispersing it across the dome in a shower of light.  ]

Hey! I'm on a call here. Don't be rude!  [ The pink helmet turns back to the camera. ] Like I was saying, I could really use some help.

[ And with that the recording ends along with the light-show.  ]



[OOC: For anyone willing to help.... he's kind of lost so don't expect good or for that matter any kind of directions >_> ]

Comments

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[missingache]

[UUUUUUUHM]

Don't just stand there!

[Oh gods is Roxas going to regret getting involved with this pink armored stranger?]

Where are you?

1/3 audio

[glazedonutholes]

Well, I can always shoot at it with my sniper rifle.

[ And in the background a loud gun can be heard firing off followed by a sigh. ]

2/3 audio

[glazedonutholes]

Man, it really sucks that bullets don't seem to phase these things. It's at times like these I wish I had the Grif-shot.

3/3 audio

[glazedonutholes]

[ What woes he must endure, but alas, it's nothing he can help. Talking about things he can't help - ]

Uh.... [ he looks around ] near some... trees?

[missingache]

[The guy has a gun. Wonderful. Not even going to ask what a Grif-shot is right now.]

Near Shore or Far Shore?

[Trees are so helpful a description.]

[glazedonutholes]

[ Oh, he doesn't use his gun all that much, he's much better with grenades, he's got a great arm. ]

Uhhh... [ Another explosion can be heard in the background. ] Which one's which again? It's so hard trying to remember if we're far or near, I mean who even came up with these names? Shouldn't we use call them the land of the living and the land of the dead or spirits if you want to be culturally sensitive about it.

[missingache]

[What is happening even what is wrong with this guy]

Are you at your temple or are you visiting living people?

1/2

[glazedonutholes]

Living people! They're awesome!

2/2

[glazedonutholes]

[ Another explosion in the background - which reminds him: ]

Hey... not to cut this conversation short or anything, but are you a god or a shinki?

[missingache]

[All that damage...]

God, but I've got three shinki. I can bring one!

[glazedonutholes]

Can you?!

[ He sounds so happy. ]

That would be awesome. I'll be here... uh, establishing a perimeter.

[ Because that's what Sarge always told them to do. ]

[missingache]

I'll be there asap!

[Just gonna go grab his nearest shinki, i.e. probably Kairi, make his way to where he hears explosions.

Which should lead him to that pink armor. Wow that's both cool and hideous.]

[ooc: Kairi will jump in eventually]

1/2

[glazedonutholes]

[ An apt description!

And as soon as Donut catches sight of him, he'll turn his back on the Ayakashi and wave. ]

Hey! You made---

[ And there goes another explosion of light as the ayakashi tries to get him when his back is turned but the shield stays in place making hte thing angry and following the gods gaze finds a new target and quickly takes to the air flying in for an attack. ]

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[glazedonutholes]

Heads up, Mister! [ Donut warns safe inside his shield. ] Thanks for the help!

[ OOC: Sounds good! ]

[missingache]

[Well damn at least Roxas has his divine speed to get him out of the way of a attack. He just has to keep the thing occupied for now. Summoning a Keyblade, he aims some Fira spells at it.]

My shinki is on her way! We gotta tire it out first!

[glazedonutholes]

[ You really shouldn't have asked for that. ]

Don't you worry! Double-O-Donut is on the case!

[ And he's pulling out a grenade, pulling the pin and --yeah you better get out of the way-- throwing it. Up and up the ticking time bomb goes across the field until it somehow - miraculously? - hits the birds wing as it comes around for another attack and explodes in a shower of holy water that stings like a bitch! ]

HA! Three points you dirty-whore!

[missingache]

[OH MY GODS WHERE DOES HE KEEP GETTING THEM FROM?!

He takes off running just to wind up next to Donut.]

W-What's in those things?!

[glazedonutholes]

[ He throws him a thumbs up. ]

You like that? That, Mister, is Grade-A Holy Water!

[pure_radiantics]

[Kairi comes running up, waving from a dozen yards away.]

I'M HERE! ROXAS!

[She's trying not to sound nervous.]

[missingache]

[Grade-A WAIT, MISTER? DID HE JUST... Dealing with that later.]

Kairi!

[Great, time to fight!]

Gouki! Donut, if that's seriously your name, keep throwing grenades!

[glazedonutholes]

It sure is!

[ And giving him a salute. ]

Yes, Sir!

[ As he pulls out a shit ton more grenades. ]

Do you want sticky, frag, plasma, pulse, or Holy Water? Tell me now, I don't want any complaints later~

[missingache]

[There has to be a serious talk after this.

The only unfortunate part of Kairi's form is that just like Raichi it's a close range form. At least the gloves are perfectly fitted to his hands.]

Whatever does the most damage so I can get some hits in.... I'm gonna have to punch it.

[pure_radiantics]

[Kairi's form disappears and becomes the leather gloves.]

'Don't worry about me, Roxas! I can handle it!'

[She's more excited than worried. She remembers that her power can help him in situations like this.]

[glazedonutholes]

One sticky grenade with holy water coming right up!

[ Donut chooses his weapon of choice and puts the others away in a compartment in his armor plating before shutting it closed.

He, of course, can't hear the shinki, so gets to work. He tucks in the energy shield nice and tight as he follows the ayakashi through the sky throwing back his arm when the creature turns to make another attempt at the short blond. Donut times his throw until... until-- THERE! He throws the sticky toward the bird as it dives down and lets his shield open up long enough to let the grenade through and-- ]

Gotcha!

[ It sticks to its left wing. ]

5-4-3-2-1

[ And an explosion goes off, which normally wouldn't be a big deal if that explosion wasn't laced with holy water that blasts apart like sharp knives cutting through the wing driving the ayakashi down, wounded. ]

[missingache]

[Roxas nods, pulling the gloves on. At this moment he's happy to have lived in Koriko and forced to be without a Keyblade for a few months. Fang sure knew how to teach hand to hand combat.]

I know you can.

[It's always awkward to talk to a shinki when no one could hear them... Okay so maybe that armor was a little cool. He waits, ready to charge and is more impressed with the grenades now... So cool.]

I'm glad you're on my side.

[And he's off, running at ayakashi. Let's see if he can get a few hits in before the creature recovers.]