COMPLETELY ANONYMOUS POST!!

[chickshades]

When: April 25th
Who: ANON. YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!

give me some dating tips



[ All replies will be in anon unless otherwise noted in the tag header. Which will prob happen more than Bandou means for it to. ]

Comments

[toremainbehind]

Always treat your date like a proper gentleman.

[chickshades]

how can i do that if i dont have a date?!

[punchpass]

It depends on who your date is, but being polite is always a plus.

[chickshades]

of course im gonna be polite
i just need a date first!!

[diehardreaper]

could start with getting off the bbs and talking to people m8
just saying

[chickshades]

ive tried that!!
it doesnt work!!

LOGGED IN AS: Dionysus

[erogappa]

bathe

wuss

[chickshades]

stfu idiot

[mybadhabit]

Flattery will get you further than most people would like to admit.

[chickshades]

that or they think youre being a creep

[nailed_navigation]

Stop taking advice from strangers and follow your own heart? You will either make a fool of yourself and be found endearing or have someone else make a fool out of you and be found stupid.

[chickshades]

this was a last resort okay
and ive been myself
idk why its not working!!

[freestyle_chrysalis]

Well it depends. I suggest doing a very through research of your intended date. If you crunch the data right then you will only come to the most logical solution and find out a perfect date. Does your intended prefer to be wined and dined? Do they like artistry? What is the weather like? Is there any roadblocks or traffic isssues? How is the service of your intended restaurant? Do you have topics to talk about? Does your outfit look decent? Is their astrological signs approve? All those are things to take into consideration.

[diehardreaper]

This one's just overcomplicating things, m8
Take his advice with a grain cup of salt.

[chickshades]

...uh
how the hell would any of that get me a gf??

[galactically]

astrological signs?
you actually pay attention to those?!

[sorry but Sheryl just has to butt in...]

[galactically]

1) get some standards for yourself. don't just pick any random pretty boy or girl you see!
2) make sure your hygiene is 100% impeccable. no self-respecting person will date a smelly slob!
3) fine tune your social skills. in other words, learn your manners. the first two responders already brought up that point
4) communicate!! seriously, actually talk to your date. don't just assume that any random location would make him or her swoon right on the spot

but the most important tip of all: share as many fun moments with your date as possible! this is a must

[chickshades]

you think maybe im going after the wrong girls?

[subtract]

Don't.

[chickshades]

THATS WHAT IVE BEEN DOING!!

[scatterproudly]

Know your date.

[chickshades]

i cant do that if i dont have one

[Anon]

[koukai_kirai]

Depends what you're hoping to get out of it.

[chickshades]

someone really cute
who gets shy when i smile at her
brunettes are nice
oh and shes gotta think my sunglasses are cool
and wanna go to arcades and stuff
but even more important is a long and lasting relationship
i dont want just a one night stand kind of thing

[blindfoldcode]

Don't ask anyone here for dating tips.

[chickshades]

yeah im starting to realize that

[clothes_make_the_man]

Dress to impress. You can never put too much work into your appearance.

[chickshades]

i think i have a pretty cool style already (*◍▽◍)

[Private]

[deniles]

Bandou, you're utterly worthless as an anon, just come out and ask for someone to date you.

[Private] STILL ANON - aka (((;◍Д◍))(((;◍Д◍))(((;◍Д◍))

[chickshades]

i dont know what youre talking about!

[slantedcross]

Don't assume that anyone else's tips will work for you. What one man can pull off might get another one shot.

[chickshades]

shot???