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[reformedsinner]

Posted: April 13, 12:20 PM
From: Cho Hakkai

Does anyone have any experience with the care of small, white dragons? What foods do they prefer?

What is the best way to determine their mood: head movements? Wings? Tail? Vocalizations?

Specifically, how can you tell when they are about to bite?

[Not that he's failed to tell he was about to be bitten a few times already. Of course not.

There is a picture of a small, snaky-bodied white dragon with a ruff running all the way down its long neck attached. In the picture, the dragon is flaring its wings over a plate of raw hamburger with a look of serious annoyance and its mouth wide open in a silent kyuuuu!]

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[killsthebuddha]

Cats are bad enough, dragons are absurd

[reformedsinner]

I rather like him.

We'll just have to adjust.

[killsthebuddha]

It's not a boar or a demon. Could be worse off

[reformedsinner]

Yes, there does seem to be quite an epidemic of strange things appearing today, doesn't there?

[killsthebuddha]

Gods are a pain. If you get a demon, I'm shooting it.

Dried squid in my desk

[ Which somehow ought to translate to "by the way, you can see if the dragon likes dried squid since the cat does" if one speaks fluent Sanzo. ]

[reformedsinner]

Ha ha, we'll have to see how it turns out if I get a demon.

Is it all right if I feed him a little?

[killsthebuddha]

How should I know? Ask the dragon, not me

[reformedsinner]

I thought it was your squid?

Thank you for the loan.

[...and he'll just be taking Hakuryuu and the phone over to the library now to offer him a piece....]

[killsthebuddha]

He's the one that'd be eating it . I don't care

[reformedsinner]

Yes, but he can't type, so you'll have to accept my thanks.

Ah, it turns out he thinks it's not too bad, by the way.

1/2

[killsthebuddha]

Don't tell me what I have to do.

2/2 SMS

[killsthebuddha]

What do you think?

SMS

[reformedsinner]

About the animals appearing?

I don't know. I'm going to keep a close eye on this one. So far, he doesn't seem malicious.

I also haven't been blighted by touching him, so I doubt he's an ayakashi.

[killsthebuddha]

Damn elaborate for a distraction. Or a trap.

If it eats you in your sleep, I'm washing my hands of this

[reformedsinner]

Ha ha, maybe they're new shinki?

He'd have to try very hard to eat all of me. I think you'd still have most of the corpse to dispose of.

[killsthebuddha]

Isn't it supposed to go "does a dog have a Buddha-nature?" Not a dragon

I refuse. Elsa can do it.

[reformedsinner]

Just as long as we have a plan.

Dragons seem like an easier question to answer than dogs, don't they?

[killsthebuddha]

Works for me.

Just ask it. See if it bites the shit out of you again.

[reformedsinner]

He says, "Kyuuu."

I'm not sure how enlightening an answer that might be.

[killsthebuddha]

That works for me, too.

Better than Joshu's dog.

[reformedsinner]

Ha ha, I do like it better than 'Mu'!

And it's from the dragon's mouth, of course.