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Posted: April 13, 12:20 PM
From: Cho Hakkai

Does anyone have any experience with the care of small, white dragons? What foods do they prefer?

What is the best way to determine their mood: head movements? Wings? Tail? Vocalizations?

Specifically, how can you tell when they are about to bite?

[Not that he's failed to tell he was about to be bitten a few times already. Of course not.

There is a picture of a small, snaky-bodied white dragon with a ruff running all the way down its long neck attached. In the picture, the dragon is flaring its wings over a plate of raw hamburger with a look of serious annoyance and its mouth wide open in a silent kyuuuu!]

Comments

[killsthebuddha]

This isn't a fucking menagerie

[reformedsinner]

I thought you liked Kishi.

[existentialcrisis]

Have you tried cooking it?

[bighand]

[little white dragon??]

It's magnificent! !!

[...and then,] Have you tried turkey and cheese sandwiches?

[killsthebuddha]

Cats are bad enough, dragons are absurd

[scatterproudly]

What the fuck

[scatterproudly]

Where did that come from?

[reformedsinner]

I rather like him.

We'll just have to adjust.

[reformedsinner]

I don't think that answers the question of "how to care for it" very well!

I appreciate the attempt, of course.

[reformedsinner]

Ha ha, isn't it cute?

In fact I haven't. Do dragons like them?

[killsthebuddha]

It's not a boar or a demon. Could be worse off

[reformedsinner]

I haven't the slightest idea. It was in my room when I woke up.

It seemed just as startled by the situation as I was! We seem to have a rash of odd things happening today. Do you suppose there's something in the air?

[bighand]

What is its name? ?

I happen to like them and there is a very significant chance I myself am a dragon, so with confidence I can say yes!

[existentialcrisis]

Oh, I meant the meat. I apologize, I didn't think eating the dragon was an option.

[reformedsinner]

Yes, there does seem to be quite an epidemic of strange things appearing today, doesn't there?

[scatterproudly]

Everyone's getting "gifts", huh. Not sure I like it.

[killsthebuddha]

Gods are a pain. If you get a demon, I'm shooting it.

Dried squid in my desk

[ Which somehow ought to translate to "by the way, you can see if the dragon likes dried squid since the cat does" if one speaks fluent Sanzo. ]

[reformedsinner]

Yes, I did try cooked meat for him, thank you. It's possible he's not hungry, I suppose.

[darkesthour]

It's so cute!!!!!

[Give her a few seconds to recover before she sends another text.]

If you can't figure it out you should let him pick! Give him a wide selection and then whatever he eats is the right choice!

[reformedsinner]

Ah, you are? I'll try sandwiches then!

I haven't named him yet. I've just been using 'white dragon' for now.

[reformedsinner]

It's a little unsettling, but I don't see any common elements.

Well, there are two animals, I suppose, if dragons count as animals.

[reformedsinner]

I suppose I could just open the refrigerator....

[...and let a dragon crawl all over inside it... he winces at the thought.]

I was hoping someone might know before I went to those lengths!

[erogappa]

fried chicken and raw fish

[bighand]

Grapes, as well. Milk will cause him to fall terribly ill!

[Literally calling it "white dragon," though... hm. Alright-] That's a fine name. Dignified, but still humble!

[existentialcrisis]

That is possible! He may be dead.