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thefarshore2018-09-30 05:06 pm
phantomtrick) wrote in thefarshore2018-09-30 05:06 pm
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Posted by: Ren Amamiya
Date: 29 January
[Suddenly this image appears on your network feed. It's a cry for help. ]
I seem to have a pawblem. A friend of mine is missing.
His name is Spots and his current whereabouts are unknown.
Like the poster says, please assist if you can. The sooner we find him the better.
He gets temperamental when he's hungry :(
Of course, I'll hand out a purrfect reward to the person who contributes the most.
Contact this address for more information. Thank you for your time.
Date: 29 January
[Suddenly this image appears on your network feed. It's a cry for help. ]
His name is Spots and his current whereabouts are unknown.
Like the poster says, please assist if you can. The sooner we find him the better.
He gets temperamental when he's hungry :(
Of course, I'll hand out a purrfect reward to the person who contributes the most.
Contact this address for more information. Thank you for your time.
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[ Oh? That kitten looks like she's in high spirits. Ren can only hope that Spots is doing his best somewhere.
He pours himself a glass of coffee before sending out more replies. It'll give him the energy he needs to search more.]
Is that a friend of yours?
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He gets a much better view of Rosalie when that young lady decides that if Hibiki is going to be horizontal, she needs to stand right next to where Hibiki is lying down and stare up with big green eyes (and very expressive lashes). And demand attention. MEOW.
Hibiki, meanwhile, is finishing up her reply. ]
As the ultimate example of godliness, only I am suitable to raise the ultimate example of felinity.
[ MEOW. The ultimate example of felinity DEMANDS ATTENTION. ]
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[ Raising an obedient cat sounds hard. Ren finds himself fidgeting with his hair.]
Did you teach them tricks ?
[ Probably. He's got no idea really.]
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Superior lodgings and adequate attention. Both of these, when combined with a diet matched to
[ MEOW ]
her discerning palate, suffice for a satisfied
[ M E O W
....Hibiki has to put the phone down to stare. What?! What is Rosalie trying to tell her?????? ]
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Meow? Meow.
[It's time to communicate like a cat and see if that accomplishes anything. ]
Is everything okay?
->audio
Excuse me.
[ She'll return, probably, since the conversation had been about how awesome she is, and Hibiki tends to linger for such topics. But first she must convince Rosalie to explain her grievance more clearly!
WHAT DOES "MEOW" MEAN?!
The phone gets bumped to an audio feed, so Ren can hear scuffling, more meowing, and the setting down of a large tower of pillows. Then a thud as Rosalie swats it over. Not a bed! FOOD!
This cat owner may mean well, but only think she's got it all figured out. ]
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Sounds like trouble.
[ So he's figured it out but there's little he can do to help. Hibiki's certainly got her hands full.]
We've got a purroblem.
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....Multiple cat-chphrase users.
[ Hibiki's chin draws in at that, the weariness evident in her deep voice, as well. ] Two too many.
[ ~*~meow~*~ ]
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[Definitely too many catphrases. ]
It's never too many.
[....In his opinion, at least.]
1/hibiki
[ Catchphrases aren't sentence enders, fortunately. Neither are puns. So Hibiki should be safe from being showered in them, and losing her inner tranquil grandeur.
She reaches to scratch Rosalie's neck. The silky, luxurious quality of her cat's fur will calm her down. ] No matter how abspurrd, or unnyacessary, or pawkward--
2/hibiki
NO ]
hibiki/3
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[Ren scratches his side, feeling like laughing because Hibiki made all those cat puns. Oh no.]
Purrhaps it's time for a change. From now on we'll only talk like cats.
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[ She checks her tablet, though. Have any of her spies located him yet? It's a shame to have to reunite him with such an unfitting master, but an unattended Celebrity is a worse offense.
Rosalie keeps pawing the touchscreen, though, which makes this checkup...clawmplicated. ]
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[Ren looks down, feeling worried anyways. He loves kitties! So hopefully they'll love him back.]
I believe in him.
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[ That is all Hibiki has to say on the subject. "Meowbe" was a heavy blow.
So. Spots. Where might you be? ]
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[ Spots isn't too hard to spot! He just went out for a little walk and got lost on the way back because he's smart.
He should be trying to punt a butterfly nearby. Ren's still poking around for the cat. ]
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[ She's rapidly running out of words worth bestowing on this person.
Fortunately, a small stuffed goat toy with cameras for eyes rolls up to Spots to see what he's up to. Hello...? ]
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Meow?
Kitty's lost and confused. Help. ]
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Back in Hibiki's temple, she observes this via a video feed the goatbot is broadcasting, and sends the next order: bring to temple.
The goat turns in a circle, now pointing in the other direction, and revs playfully. Want to come this way?
Hibiki, still on the line with Ren, has fallen Suspiciously Silent. ]
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[The silence can only go on for so long. He speaks up once a considerable amount of time has passed. Maybe they haven't made much progress at all. Spots starts playing off on his own. He is a dumb cat. ]
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[ Ugh. Hibiki gets up off the couch. She's going to have to go fetch that cat herself, isn't she.
This pet deserves its master. ]
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[It'd be nice if she could get the cat before ayakashi get to it first. ]
I'll come meet up with you.
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[ Hibiki rises to go get the cat. Hopefully the goat that's filming Spots will be able to keep track of him until she can get there.
Rosalie, curious, tags along. Food? ]
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[Ren shows up with panting breath. He's tired. He ran fast as he could.]
I'm here.
[Please give him two seconds to rest before he dies first. \
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