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[sageprincess]

From: Metis
Date: October 29

[It is after a great deal of trial and error that a video feed pops up on the network. Zelda's grasp on modern technology is still limited at best, but this is apparently important enough to try.]

Excuse me, but would anyone happen to know what this is for?

["This" being a very summer-y hawaiian shirt currently laid out upon what appears to be her dining room table. And there will be no reprieve from it's tourist-y glow for anyone wanting it; the Princess of Hyrule does not know you can flip the camera around on a phone, so the feed is sticking right where it is on the garment as she speaks.]

It was at my temple steps this morning, but without any notes outside of being addressed to me. I am... not certain what to make of it, honestly.

[To say the least.]

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[revolutionfalcon]

I got one too, though it's even stupider than that one.

[The only reason it's so far escaped just being set on fire is that Shun is loath to waste resources, even if they're incredibly stupid ones, so he's left it alone on the off chance someone else in the temple wants to claim it before he sets it on fire.]

If you know anyone who has bad taste and can't take a hint, it's probably them.

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[sageprincess]

It seems quite a few of us have received these... gifts.

[Hrrgh, the buttons on her phone are so tiny, and figuring out how texting works is hard. Please enjoy the view of The Shirt as she futzes around with her phone.]

Though I have several acquaintances those descriptors could apply to, so it only narrows things down a little.

[Zelda needs better friends.]

[revolutionfalcon]

List a couple off the top of your head and I can tell you if I know them as well. Might narrow it down more.

[For completely benign reasons and definitely not Shun planning to go and kick the ass of whoever's responsible for this.]

[sageprincess]

[Shun, she might not know you well but she knows you well enough to know you don't appreciate frivolous things that probably include silly shirts being dumped on your doorstep. There are better, less tacky hills to die on, my dude.]

First I ask that you please tell me what you intend on doing if and when your find out the identity of our mysterious benefactor.

[revolutionfalcon]

[That assumes the person dying on the hill is going to be Shun and not the person responsible.]

Return the package.

[Even if the package is on fire at the time, it counts as returning it. Probably.]

[sageprincess]

And...?

[NO ONE NEEDS TO DIE ON THIS HILL, SHUN.]

[revolutionfalcon]

I'll put it this way: I'm not going to maim him for being annoying, but he deserves something annoying in return.

[That's not a guarantee of nobody dying on the hill...but he also doesn't dive into lasting damage territory unless people are actually being damaging to him instead of just annoying.]

[sageprincess]

Well, then, it sounds like you have already made up your mind as to who is behind all this.

[This is said a bit more lightly; she can agree to these terms, but she kinda likes Caster, so you know. Gotta make sure the dumb dog doesn't get himself wrecked again too hard.]

[revolutionfalcon]

I asked Archer in the end, since he looked like he knew. I'm not surprised, since Caster's an idiot.

[Knowledgeable about magic, but a bit of an idiot in terms of behaviour, as far as Shun's concerned.]

[sageprincess]

Yes, but at least he is a mostly harmless idiot.

[She has some more complicated feelings than that, but that's the truth right there.]

[revolutionfalcon]

A mostly harmless idiot is still an idiot, and still annoying to deal with.

[Shun isn't the sort to just let idiots be idiots with no repercussions.]