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thefarshore2017-08-26 10:25 pm
redotiertwo) wrote in thefarshore2017-08-26 10:25 pm
Heaven's BBS | Text
Posted by: Davesprite
Date: August 18th
friends romans countrymen
also non romans and countrywomen
how many roman gods do we even have here it cant be that many
anyway
lend me your ears
or listening appendage of choice im not here to judge
the mysterious as fuck whims of this place have recently bestowed on me
a sickass turntable set
which i seem to be pretty fucking good with if i do say so myself
>FILE: crystalanthemums.mp3
so if anyone is in desperate need of the illest of beats for a special occasion
call my name and i will appear dramatically over the sunset like the cowboys of yore
also
while im here
i keep hearing about shinki spells
and also theres some flyers about them around now i guess
but lets have some personal anecdotes first
how actually useful are the spells we can learn
or are they just kind of arbitrary bullshit powers
Date: August 18th
friends romans countrymen
also non romans and countrywomen
how many roman gods do we even have here it cant be that many
anyway
lend me your ears
or listening appendage of choice im not here to judge
the mysterious as fuck whims of this place have recently bestowed on me
a sickass turntable set
which i seem to be pretty fucking good with if i do say so myself
>FILE: crystalanthemums.mp3
so if anyone is in desperate need of the illest of beats for a special occasion
call my name and i will appear dramatically over the sunset like the cowboys of yore
also
while im here
i keep hearing about shinki spells
and also theres some flyers about them around now i guess
but lets have some personal anecdotes first
how actually useful are the spells we can learn
or are they just kind of arbitrary bullshit powers
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the horses need better taste
also fuck no thanks
ill drop more for whoever wants to hear them
but im not getting involved in the battle of the why the fuck do the heavens need two talent agencies
besides i could just ask barry if i actually wanted to subject myself to that
not really worth posting to try and get picked up when i know the owner of one agency
and im pretty sure the owner of the other would bleed from her delicate as fuck little earholes at having to be exposed to something as lowbrow as rap
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Yeah, skip her, she isn't sane in the long run.
Barry, though? Good, solid, trustworthy name.
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i know apollos partially a god of drama or theatrics or some shit but like
our death gods dont go around killing people
so she can probably stop chewing the scenery to ribbons for a hot minute
yeah barrys cool
i just have no interest in getting involved in this agency shitfight
thats their business ill just be here spinning out ill jams
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But like Apollo was way worse in the long run, so she's pretty tame at the moment.
Why do they even have to fight?
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though i mean if were judging all gods by their original incarnations
then all of the current ones are tame as shit
power
glory
five minutes of near shore people remembering them
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Those are dumb reasons if no one will remember you.
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like
how much of a dick would they have to be before you considered it
this is why im not getting involved
im pretty sure not enough people in the heavens who would actually remember them give a fuck
so it doesnt really matter in the long run does it
the performances are good but the fighting is just
why bother
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Why can't they just work together?
They'd get a lot more fans that way than trying to keep being separate entities.
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the level of dick only a multinational company profiting off the incredibly shitty things to profit off bingo card can reach
this is acceptable
my thoughts exactly
though that apollo chick doesnt really seem like the type
she probably heard she wouldnt be in charge and left to start her own party
and didnt even provide blackjack and hookers
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I like sharks.
She sounds too prissy for blackjack and hookers.
Roulette and escorts maybe.
Barry is doing it right and his people looked happy at that Obon festival thing.
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i dont do fish much even though i probably should since theres a lot of it around here
im sure there are prissier ways to gamble than roulette i just cant think of one right now
but yeah that obon thing seemed to go pretty well
i didnt see the whole show but what i heard was good shit
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I'd rather see them in a fish tank than on my plate.
Baccarat is fancy as fuck.
I was impressed despite it being so cheery for a dead people festival.
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an afishionado
if you will
[He kind of hates himself for making that pun, but also he had to make that pun.]
baccarat it is then
and yeah they did pretty fucking well considering
at least they did a couple of slow sad sets amidst the cheery
balanced it out a bit
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This pun will now survive as long as this network stays up for the whole world to see.
I really don't get idols.
If this was something in the states, it'd be either all super patriotic or emo fest night.
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transcending shittiness to curve back into hilarity through some space-bending bullshit
i mean
do we really want patriots or emos having stupid shitfights across the internet either
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Or whoever decides to read all of these responses.
No, but when they happen it's hilarious as fuck.
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death
taxes
and connoisseurs of shitty puns
this is true
but usually the best online shenanigans we get here are when some old fuck from the seventeenth century decides to complain about kids these days
and since a good like
eighty percent of the people here are kids these days
its pretty fucktacular all around
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But I agree with the other two.
That seriously happened?
Where the fuck was I for that.
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were still dead
it just turns out the afterlife is surprisingly literal
yeah but fuck it was a while ago
let me dig it up
[It takes him a few minutes, but eventually he sends along a link.]
here
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This place is a hell of lot nicer than where I'm from.
[........ this is beautiful.]
That has to be one of the most amazing posts I have ever seen.
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dont know whether thats a good or bad thing
yeah it was a beautiful clusterfuck of sass and the occasional random edgelord
my personal highlights are the sudden derail into cat pictures and the 2005 vintage glitter text
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Dali surrealism or modern-hipster surrealism?
If the guy didn't have an aneurysm from this, I'll be hella disappointed.
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but less melting clocks and more checkerboard planets
honestly im more interested in what happened to mister edge lordington down near the bottom
other than obviously disappearing since i haven't seen his name around since
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Maybe he went back to whatever excuse for a planet that lets someone like him walk around without a leash and collar?
Though old man yelling at clouds seems to have grown some balls with the fuck off comment.
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for a colorful variety of shitty reasons
damn i hope so
or maybe he just disintegrated or whatever the hell it is that one guy said happens to people who disappear
and was too shitty to get sent back home afterwards
but yeah old man yelling at clouds wasnt half bad considering
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