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[redotiertwo]

Posted by: Davesprite
Date: August 18th

friends romans countrymen
also non romans and countrywomen
how many roman gods do we even have here it cant be that many
anyway
lend me your ears
or listening appendage of choice im not here to judge

the mysterious as fuck whims of this place have recently bestowed on me
a sickass turntable set
which i seem to be pretty fucking good with if i do say so myself

>FILE: crystalanthemums.mp3

so if anyone is in desperate need of the illest of beats for a special occasion
call my name and i will appear dramatically over the sunset like the cowboys of yore

also
while im here
i keep hearing about shinki spells
and also theres some flyers about them around now i guess
but lets have some personal anecdotes first
how actually useful are the spells we can learn
or are they just kind of arbitrary bullshit powers

Comments

[nolittlesecret]

Depends.
Dali surrealism or modern-hipster surrealism?

If the guy didn't have an aneurysm from this, I'll be hella disappointed.

[redotiertwo]

dali
but less melting clocks and more checkerboard planets

honestly im more interested in what happened to mister edge lordington down near the bottom
other than obviously disappearing since i haven't seen his name around since

[nolittlesecret]

That does not sound like a good time either way.

Maybe he went back to whatever excuse for a planet that lets someone like him walk around without a leash and collar?
Though old man yelling at clouds seems to have grown some balls with the fuck off comment.

[redotiertwo]

it was not
for a colorful variety of shitty reasons

damn i hope so
or maybe he just disintegrated or whatever the hell it is that one guy said happens to people who disappear
and was too shitty to get sent back home afterwards
but yeah old man yelling at clouds wasnt half bad considering

[nolittlesecret]

I bet, but that sounds like a story that should be told in person and not where everyone can see it.

I would not want that guy to become dust, what if his insanity is contagious and someone breathes that shit in?

[Impossible, but still a thought.]

I take it old man is gone too?

[redotiertwo]

yeah
its not one im that inclined to tell anyway if were being real

hes probably blown away by now its fine
im sure the heavens know how to filter powdered edgelord out of their air supply

yeah his name dropped off a while back
rip old man your legacy will be recorded in glorious shitpost form

[nolittlesecret]

Hey, I ain't pushing you to tell me anything

Good. I don't wanna wake up one morning and want to literally set the world on fire.

Maybe one day he'll be replaced by someone equally as ornery or better.

[redotiertwo]

good

im pretty sure the phrase
some people just want to watch the world burn
usually applies to more exciting people than that jackass

if only
is there a god of entertaining ornery old people
maybe we should pray to them

[nolittlesecret]

Nah, from how that guy was talking, he seems like a firestarter, not a watcher.

Gods are made up by people all the time.
We can make a god of entertaining ornery old people.
Let's name him Harold or something.

[redotiertwo]

well i mean
sometimes to watch the world burn you have to set it on fire yourself
you can be both

nah not enough of an old dude stereotype
maybe like
graham or something idk
or oswald wagglestick the third

[nolittlesecret]

Then I should make sure to keep popcorn with me at all times, so I can watch my handywork.

Redford
Franklin
Or maybe Galahad

[redotiertwo]

everyone should always keep popcorn with them at all times
just on principle

lancelot maybe if were going knights
or richard
or caractacus sidebottom

[he might just be occasionally shitposting googled old-fashioned name mashups at this point.]