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[redotiertwo]

Posted by: Davesprite
Date: August 18th

friends romans countrymen
also non romans and countrywomen
how many roman gods do we even have here it cant be that many
anyway
lend me your ears
or listening appendage of choice im not here to judge

the mysterious as fuck whims of this place have recently bestowed on me
a sickass turntable set
which i seem to be pretty fucking good with if i do say so myself

>FILE: crystalanthemums.mp3

so if anyone is in desperate need of the illest of beats for a special occasion
call my name and i will appear dramatically over the sunset like the cowboys of yore

also
while im here
i keep hearing about shinki spells
and also theres some flyers about them around now i guess
but lets have some personal anecdotes first
how actually useful are the spells we can learn
or are they just kind of arbitrary bullshit powers

Comments

[talkbirdytome]

Actually
If we ever do have any weird dream flashbacks or whatever
Can I borrow that music for mine?
I think it'll add a touch of class.

[A touch of class. An important thing for potential flashback dream sequences to have.]

[redotiertwo]

sure
call me from dreamland and ill send you a copy
you can play it off your phone or some shit
ill even make an extended version for the occasion

[talkbirdytome]

A extended version?
Cool!
I'll hold you to that.
But in return I'll invite you to check out my awesome dream sequence.

[redotiertwo]

wow rough deal
i cant imagine how id handle having to watch someones awesome dream sequence

[talkbirdytome]

Think of it as a challenge.
Test your mental fortitude against the numerous trials of my nonsensical dreamscape!

[redotiertwo]

pretty sure i have the advantage here
courtesy of having done the dreamscape speedrun once before
i still dont know who the fuck was behind that

[talkbirdytome]

Never done one myself.
What was it like?

[redotiertwo]

weird
and kind of shitty since there were way more people creeping on my dreams than i was on others

[talkbirdytome]

How rude.
They should at least knock before entering your dream!
You should report people like that to the god of dreams.

[redotiertwo]

i wish i could
but that whole deal was probably caused by a god of dreams
so i dunno how well reporting it would have gone

[talkbirdytome]

So the dream god is the culprit.
Too bad gods aren't on yelp.
At least then you could leave a bad review.

[redotiertwo]

we could always leave one in their prayer box
or text it to them
but im pretty sure the only dream god we ever had was a morpheus and they dropped off the lists a while back