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[redotiertwo]

Posted by: Davesprite
Date: August 18th

friends romans countrymen
also non romans and countrywomen
how many roman gods do we even have here it cant be that many
anyway
lend me your ears
or listening appendage of choice im not here to judge

the mysterious as fuck whims of this place have recently bestowed on me
a sickass turntable set
which i seem to be pretty fucking good with if i do say so myself

>FILE: crystalanthemums.mp3

so if anyone is in desperate need of the illest of beats for a special occasion
call my name and i will appear dramatically over the sunset like the cowboys of yore

also
while im here
i keep hearing about shinki spells
and also theres some flyers about them around now i guess
but lets have some personal anecdotes first
how actually useful are the spells we can learn
or are they just kind of arbitrary bullshit powers

Comments

From: Prompto Argentum

[photoshooter]

pretty sweet sample dude!
kind of sounds like the background track for exploring an underwater cave in an rpg! ┐(・。・┐) ♪
is that the kind of music you like?

From: Barry Goodman

[very_goodman]

I bet if we put your turntables together with that music editing software I got back a few weeks ago, we could come up with some pretty great stuff!

from: Li Tieguai

[reformedsinner]

I'm impressed. I had no idea you were such a talented musician.

As for the spells, I'd say that their arbitrary bullshit quotient is lower than most magic I have encountered. I only know a few basic techniques myself, though.

from: Neku Sakuraba

[scratchitti]

I don't know anything about spells, but the sample is pretty good. If you have any others you should totally post them.

[Someone is subconsciously missing their music collection even if they don't remember it]

[redotiertwo]

damn now im never gonna be able to unhear that comparison
also i guess
i seem to like a pretty eclectic variety of shit
and also i rap so theres that entire genre and all associated with it

[redotiertwo]

right that reminds me
i was going to rip a track off that chick who keeps rubbing her performances all over the bbs like some kind of definitely not sexual metaphor that isnt coming to mind right now
fuck with it a bit
see if she pulled her head out of her ass to listen to it

but in other news i am down to jam session anytime
though im pretty sure talent agency stuff isnt really my area

[redotiertwo]

i mix like a fucking blender
who knew
i mean i probably couldve guessed from the compulsively writing down rap lyrics
but you know

this is reassuring
sort of
which ones do you know
i want to get an idea of what im signing myself up for here
also since im pretty sure you were the one who put up those flyers
im guessing theyre what id be learning

[redotiertwo]

ive had these for a couple of weeks now
so theres definitely some more samples floating in the nebulous aether
might take me a bit to dig them all up though

[very_goodman]

What, you mean Hibiki? Good luck with that.

[He's not sure he wants to see her reaction. Even though he kind of does.]

But yeah, this would just be for fun.

[talkbirdytome]

Wow that's so pretty!
I could totally imagine it playing over somebirdie's flashbacky dream sequence.

[reformedsinner]

A remarkable hidden talent indeed!

What gave me away? Personally, I only know Bind, but I've invited a few more experienced instructors as well. It's not something I can use now that I'm no longer a shinki, so I've been slacking off on my studies lately.

[photoshooter]

oh wow you rap too???
haha you're the whole musical package aren't you! doing the beats and the lyrics and everything
when's your next mixtape gonna drop?

[redotiertwo]

yeah
havent really done it here though
cant exactly show up to slam poetry night looking like this
or the local underground rap scene

im working on it
cant rush perfection
or whatever it is douchebags are saying this week

[redotiertwo]

yeah her
i mean worst case scenario
i can post it and we all have a good laugh

then sure
name your time and place

[redotiertwo]

you know
now that you mention it
this is exactly flashbacky dream sequence kind of music
remind me of that if we ever have another case of dream bullshit go around

[redotiertwo]

well like
the lessons
are at the school right
and you own the school
so

so we have bondage spell and then whatever everyone else knows
i guess you have to lay a good foundation before you get into harder kinks
i mean spells
lets both pretend i said spells

[reformedsinner]

It's always good to master the basics before one tries anything more complicated. It helps avoid unfortunate accidents.

[It's possible he's pretending Davesprite said spells.

It's also possible he's not.]

[photoshooter]

i wouldn't know ( ´艸｀) i'm not a douchebag
but when you do have something you want to share you totally should, okay?? it's really good, it'd rock to hear more!!!

From: Epona

[lovemguns]

That's a nice melody. What is a turntable?
Apparently the one I'm representing is Gallo-Roman. Not that I'm entirely sure of what that is.
How exactly do we appear? As a "cowboy of yore" I can't say I'm not curious.

From: Carl Adler

[smilingbullet]

That's a cute song.
So some people get sent clothes, others get sent cool things like music machines.

[ That's what a turntable is, right? ]

I don't think the spells are arbitrary bullshit powers. They're pretty definable. Either way there's things like Bind, or Silence, or Truth. They can probably be pretty useful at times.

From: Neptune

[nolittlesecret]

I give ya this much: the cats like it.
The horse? Not so much.
Drop some more sometime, and maybe one of those agencies around here might pick it up.

[talkbirdytome]

Actually
If we ever do have any weird dream flashbacks or whatever
Can I borrow that music for mine?
I think it'll add a touch of class.

[A touch of class. An important thing for potential flashback dream sequences to have.]

[very_goodman]

Wanna meet up at Sparkle Motion, then?

[redotiertwo]

youre gonna have to give me the address
i havent been keeping track of the talent agency slapfight of the century

[redotiertwo]

we all have an inner douchebag slumbering inside of us
waiting to be freed and consume the souls of all kale smoothies in a fifty mile radius

noted
i kind of want to try for something more complex
ive mostly been fucking around here being real