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[redotiertwo]

Posted by: Davesprite
Date: August 18th

friends romans countrymen
also non romans and countrywomen
how many roman gods do we even have here it cant be that many
anyway
lend me your ears
or listening appendage of choice im not here to judge

the mysterious as fuck whims of this place have recently bestowed on me
a sickass turntable set
which i seem to be pretty fucking good with if i do say so myself

>FILE: crystalanthemums.mp3

so if anyone is in desperate need of the illest of beats for a special occasion
call my name and i will appear dramatically over the sunset like the cowboys of yore

also
while im here
i keep hearing about shinki spells
and also theres some flyers about them around now i guess
but lets have some personal anecdotes first
how actually useful are the spells we can learn
or are they just kind of arbitrary bullshit powers

Comments

[talkbirdytome]

How rude.
They should at least knock before entering your dream!
You should report people like that to the god of dreams.

[redotiertwo]

i wish i could
but that whole deal was probably caused by a god of dreams
so i dunno how well reporting it would have gone

[talkbirdytome]

So the dream god is the culprit.
Too bad gods aren't on yelp.
At least then you could leave a bad review.

[redotiertwo]

we could always leave one in their prayer box
or text it to them
but im pretty sure the only dream god we ever had was a morpheus and they dropped off the lists a while back