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[sharkmaid]

Date: August 4th
Posted by: Anonymous

... what's your first kiss supposed to be like

[DON'T ASK. THIS IS A TRYING TIME.]

Comments

[genkireaper]

Probably awkward! Like with many first things, or so I'm guessing.

[ It's not like she'd know/remember. Hah. ]

[sharkmaid]

Awkward in what way? Like... you messed up maybe?

[ittenbari]

Probably really weird!

I don't remember mine, but it's kinda weird anyway, isn't it?

So was it weird?

[sharkmaid]

If you don't remember, then how do you know it was weird?

[...]

Wait, what're you implying?

anon;

[papillonprincess]

It was unexpected. So I'd say a mix of surprise and disbelief but not at unpleasant.

[ And awkward, yes, given her 5"3 to his 5"10... ]

But I'll treasure that memory always.

[sharkmaid]

Disbelief... So were you both close before it?

[alchemists]

It's really important.

[ Though Elfnein's first kiss was more or less a body transfer so. ]

[sharkmaid]

Right? So it should be life changing... right?

anon

[fullcowl]

i don't know what they're supposed to be like
but we bumped noses before we got how to do it

but it was nice

[sharkmaid]

Was it on accident or did you plan it out?

[stonebird]

Sweet, chaste. (Oh how she wishes she could take away the kiss Joffrey took from her.)

[sharkmaid]

That's what I always thought. But...

Things change a lot when we get older, right? How can you be sure that's what the other person wants?

Anon Text

[deniles]

With tongue.

[sharkmaid]

PASS

[put_a_ring_on_it]

I've heard it tastes like honey.

[Lady Lunafreya: never kissed a boy.]

[sharkmaid]

... who told you something like that?

[chickshades]

good
just make sure you know who youre kissing first...

[sharkmaid]

That's a given anyway... Both of those things are.

You speaking from experience?

from: anonymous

[rememberher]

is something like that really so important?

[sharkmaid]

Haven't you thought about it before? If tons of people do it, it has to be worth SOME consideration.

[meowbel]

...Does it sound like somebody needs help?

[sharkmaid]

I'm asking for a friend

[Totally]

anonymous!

[isayvol]

if it's anything less than magical ur doin it wrong!
thats how there sposed 2 be!

[sharkmaid]

You're supposed to feel sparks and stuff right? That's what a lot of people say, but... Should everyone really feel it the same way?

[latebloomingeros]

I sort of suspect it would be... I don't know. Poorly-timed and uncoordinated and somehow embarrassing?

I still sort of like the idea of it being dramatic and passionate and romantic, though. Maybe there's no one saying it can't be both...

[sharkmaid]

Wouldn't that be a huge mess if it were both?

Hachiman

[koukai_kirai]

Typically? Mildly uncomfortable. Far too much tongue, or not nearly enough.

[Seriously, what is shame about this kind of thing?]

If you're asking for advice: Aim for a decent balance between timid and sloppy. Pay attention to what they react well to and what they don't like, and you can fake being good at it until you've actually learned what generally works and what doesn't.

[sharkmaid]

You're the second person to bring up tongue.

[What is wrong with this place]

It's not like I know what they like and don't like really. At least when it comes to this.

How the hell would you even bring up a question like that in casual conversation...

[spes_phthisica]

i would guess that ive had a first kiss that i dont remember back when i was alive
the first i do remember really was wonderful
though i got kind of weak in the knees and almost stepped on a duck trying to steady myself (*´_ゝ｀)

kissing someone who is more experienced probably helps though

[sharkmaid]

... a duck?