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松岡 凛 || Rin Matsuoka ([personal profile] sharkmaid) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2017-07-14 08:03 pm

Heaven's BBS | text

Date: August 4th
Posted by: Anonymous

... what's your first kiss supposed to be like


[DON'T ASK. THIS IS A TRYING TIME.]
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[personal profile] deniles 2017-07-20 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
You're clearly curious. Let me help you out.
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[personal profile] deniles 2017-07-20 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yes you are, now hush.
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[personal profile] deniles 2017-07-21 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
And yet you want to know what someone's first kiss is supposed to be like.
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[personal profile] deniles 2017-07-21 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Then, tongue. Lots of tongue.
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[personal profile] deniles 2017-07-24 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
And you would know how?
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[personal profile] deniles 2017-08-01 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh darling. If you think first kisses are at all romantic, you are clearly delusional.

[there is nothing romantic about two people kissing for the first time.]
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[personal profile] deniles 2017-08-02 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
First of all, I am a heartless pervert.

Second of all, first kisses are sloppy, awful, ugly, and not fun at all. So nothing pleasurable. Nothing romantic.
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[personal profile] deniles 2017-08-02 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Think that as you will.

Then what was your first kiss like?
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[personal profile] deniles 2017-08-02 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
That's an emotion. A feeling.

Did you kiss them on the lips first try or did you miss? Where were your hands? Eyes open? Eyes shut? Tongue? No tongue? Did you have a second one after that? Or just the one?
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[personal profile] deniles 2017-08-02 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
So then I'll assume you haven't had it yet.
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[personal profile] deniles 2017-08-02 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Precisely. So it's good to know you're asking for when you have your first kiss.

You know.

If you ever do.